The GOP is getting tired of these Tea Party candidates putting their expected Senate pick-ups in jeopardy. Christine O'Donnell, a weird anti-masturbation lady running for the Republican Senate nomination in Delaware, is the latest example. The party wants her gone.

For some unknown reason, Access Hollywood was given the go-ahead to make spin-off show—and it premiered live this morning. Unfortunately for them, the show didn't go off without a hitch. We've got the video to prove it.

We tasked you, our loyal readers, to go out there and take pictures for our Fashion's Night Out Scavenger Hunt and, boy, did you people deliver. Here are the best snapshots you came up with, including multiple Anna Wintours!

Pole dancing is hard, y'all. It takes skill, discipline, practice, and—first and foremost—a pole that won't snap when you attempt to wrap your legs around it. Unfortunately for this girl, her grandma's bedpost couldn't take the erotic heat.

What's worse than Courtney Love stumbling her way through one of her own songs? Courtney love stumbling her way through a cover of Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance," which she did—screeching the entire time—at a recent concert. Video inside.

Inside Edition explores Tim Gunn's theory that his father was J. Edgar Hoover's secret lover. Gunn admits he has no proof but does recount a creepy story about how an eight-year-old Gunn caught Hoover cross-dressing as I Love Lucy's Ethel.

Here's a trailer for HBO's upcoming miniseries Mildred Pierce, based on the James M. Cain novel about a woman navigating Great Depression America, trying to keep herself, and her daughters, afloat in society. By becoming a waitress!

Details gathered a bunch of sexy Russian spy Anna Chapman's ex-boyfriends for a kiss-and-tell drinking session, and the result is like busting open a fire hydrant connected to a pipeline of douche. Let us bear witness.

On the Today Show, Dateline sets up a fake reality show to see if teens will drive with another teen they've seen drinking. They do, of course, and their moms who have been watching on a hidden camera are pissed.

Oh, joy! Sometimes, Monday brings things that make us laugh, and this is one of them: a preview clip of Justin Bieber's guest appearance on the upcoming CSI season premiere. Inside, watch—and laugh/cringe—along with the rest of us.

News that the catholic church is trying to ban pop songs at funerals cued Barbara, Whoopi and Sherri to share their dream funerals. I guess every girl has to dream? Watch the clip after the jump!

Mark Zuckerberg admits in a New Yorker profile that he mocked early Facebook users for trusting him with their personal information. A youthful indiscretion, the Facebook founder says he's much more mature now, at the ripe age of 26.

A fairly subdued (compared to her now-defunct Myspace profile) Deena Nicole walked the VMA red carpet last night. Inside, she gives a diplomatic answer to the Ronnie and Sammie two-state solution and defends Snooki's honor.

A diplomat at the Saudi consulate in LA is seeking asylum, saying he fears his countrymen "will kill me openly in broad daylight" should he return. Why? Because they found out that he's gay, and friends with a Jew. [via]

Transformers, G.I. Joe, Garfield, The Chipmunks, and now The Smurfs. Hollywood's gone on a spree pilfering our childhood favorites to make crappy live-action movies. We have some suggestions of 'toons that should make the trip to the big screen.

Beautifully tanned House minority leader John Boehner strangely went off-message on CBS' Face the Nation yesterday, by apparently agreeing to Barack Obama's plan for extending certain Bush tax cuts. What is wrong with him?

This week, Miles and Tanya learn that when you work for a company like API, you're occasionally going to be "borrowed" to consult on some of the CIA's less routine operations. Remember, it's not kidnapping if they're paying you.

In what appears to be a new pre-game ritual, the Dallas Cowboys defense gathers around linebacker Keith Brooking for some game-time motivation. What follows can either be described as pure inspiration or plain hilariousness, you be the judge.

A 54-year-old Parisian is either a modern Casanova, a fraud, or the French incarnation of the "anchor baby" bogeyman. He claims to have fathered 55 children, each with a different foreign-born, welfare-collecting mother. Expect this story on Fox News tonight.

Donald Trump appeared alongside Mark Burnett on the Today Show to talk about the upcoming season of The Apprentice—not without sharing his opinions on the Ground Zero Mosque first! According to The Donald, the Mosque won't ever be.