Vietnamese patriot Hanoi Jane Fonda was once the workout video queen of the 1980s. And now she's back! The two-time Oscar-winner is releasing a new video aimed at people in their golden years. Definitely better than Georgia Rule 2.

The District of West Vancouver has painted an illustration of a little girl chasing after a ball in the middle of the road in hopes of gaining the attention of drivers to the risks of children playing nearby.

Now that Danielle Staub, of Real Housewives of New Jersey fame, has been fired from quit the show, many of us are left wondering what's next for the troubled woman. Never fear—she's got a new TV show planned.

White House chief of staff Rahm Emanuel is already polling Chicago about a mayoral run.

In some ways she is! Lady knows how to open a movie, we'll give her that. She reigned supreme in an otherwise lackluster post-holiday weekend, mostly while we wait for the true fall releases (The Town, Friday) to enterain us.

Sometimes the eight guidos we follow on Jersey Shore, the most important sociological experiment of our time, find people to mate with. Sometimes they fail spectacularly. It seems we can learn even more when they strike out.

A guide to what to watch, listen, read this fall.

New Republic editor-in-chief Marty Peretz, who does not care for Muslims, Arabs, Persians, etc., has apologized for questioning whether Muslims "deserve" First Amendment rights. Good show! Do you have any more apologies on the way, Marty?

We've seen them do the Jersey Shore, but now Babelgum.com has given the Kardashians the "Muppet Babies" treatment. The girls are adorable, but the kid portraying Scott Disick perfectly captures the essence of the notorious asshat.

A fire at the 1st Avenue L station has halted service to and from Williamsburg, so now's our chance to pull up Manhattan's anchors and sail away from it forever. Williamsburgians stuck on the island can be put to work.

Roger Ebert is bringing back his classic At the Movies review show. Watch Ebert use his computer-assisted voice to review the documentary 45365 in a promo reel for Roger Ebert Presents At the Movies.

Fashion Week kicked off last Thursday and that very day a model bit it on the runway at the Concept Korea show. In her defense, it is hard to walk and carry an apple at the same time.

This week, our "Meet a Gawker.TV Intern" series focuses on Spencer Lund, one of the many Gawker Video Department alumni. So, what's he up to these days? Click to find out.

It's fashion week, and with all that booze and all those parties gossip is sure to follow. Today we've got stripping models, a hectoring actress, crash diets, smarmy male models, sex in the front row, and a slew of others.

17-year-old Luke Angel, of Bedfordshire, told Britain's Sky News that he has a lifetime ban from America for sending an email to President Obama calling him a pussy and other "abusive and threatening language", after seeing a documentary about 9/11.

At an intense middle school choir concert, a young man is so moved by the music that he topples through his unsuspecting fellow singers. And yes, it is possible to faint with your eyes open.

This season of True Blood has been hit or miss—did the finale make up for the lackluster season? Last night's finale had good moments boring moments, and a more than a few WTF moments—just like the rest.

Here's a trailer for Hereafter, Clint Eastwood's supernatural sadness movie about Matt Damon the grieving, reluctant psychic and the various emotionally damaged characters he refuses to help (but, yeah, decides to help eventually). It looks... oddly compelling?

In the aftermath of Lady Gaga's meaty VMA performance, erotic revelations. Kanye West is a puddle of sorrow. Robert DeNiro cures boner problems with Tiger Balm. Andre Leon Talley falls off a bench. Monday gossip starts the week right.

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.