John Dennis is the Republican who'll lose to Nancy Pelosi this year. Here's his new Wizard of Oz-themed web video, which is just insane enough to merit our free advertising. Keep pourin' that Freedom Water on the Pelosi Witch, guy!

Today on Fox and Friends Steve Doocy got a bit carried away in his hysterics, inadvertantly dropping an F-bomb while throwing to commercials. We here think "Fucking Fox and Friends" is a much better show title. Well played, Doocy.

[Leigh "Princess Coldstare" Lezark tries to not talk to pop singer Estelle in the front row of the DKNY fashion show by avoiding eye contact. Come on, Leigh. "American Boy" is a jam! Image via Getty]

TONIGHT: Lots! We've got the season premieres of 90210 and Gossip Girl, the season finale of Dating in the Dark, plus new episodes of Thintervention with Jackie Warner, LIttle People, Big World, Bachelor Pad, Kate Plus 8, and much more!

Don't tell Sarah Palin, but he wants to murder a mom. Also: James Cameron is everywhere forever, he will never die. A song gets turned into a movie, later to be turned into a Broadway musical, probably. HBO is dead.

Lazy Congressmen don't even return from summer vacation until tomorrow, but somebody's already pretending to kill them. The Capitol was evacuated today after a powder was discovered on the House floor. It wasn't toxic, however; probably just some staffer's blow.

You've seen footage of the ground zero protests, but you may not have seen the incredible number of cameras used to document the demonstrations. From still to video to even a 16mm film camera, check out what's behind the scenes.

Today at Gawker.TV, Tim Gunn is convinced that his father had an affair with J. Edgar Hoover, Danielle Staub parodies herself on The Dish, and Donald Trump spews his opinions on the Ground Zero Mosque during an Apprentice interview.

Congratulations to MicMutt for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Intentionally annoying Sen. Joe Lieberman feels relevant again! Today he said "I will do everything I can" to stop Democrats from allowing Bush's upper-class tax cuts to expire. Everything? Will he streak around the Capitol's south lawn wearing diapers? Probably.

On the season finale of Hung, Damen entreats Tanya to be his poetry mentor because he finds her "kind of awesome." She replies by detailing her fallibility (as she recently beat her boss with a belt). Video inside.

As so often happens on Mad Men, last night was all about the ladies. Well, it was all about Don's relation to the ladies. And then there was that funky new narrative voice-over device.

On September 9th art collective Glass Bead Collective took to the streets with their latest project, projecting words and images onto the Ground Zero Mosque in an attempt to re-contextualize the hot button issue. Check out this great video.

Bengals team members Terrell Owens and Chad Ochocinco both left the field before the end of the first half of their game Sunday against the Patriots, without explanation. T.O. drama ensues at the post-game press conference!

Iowa's curmudgeonly senior senator, Chuck Grassley, is easily the funniest senator on Twitter. And in this new "youth-targeted" reelection ad, the old grump promises to tweet more often, for the people, until he finally keels over.

In this week's episode, The History Detectives explored the ruins of a secret, WWII-era dog-training facility on Cat Island, Mississippi. Some loopy scientist thought that dogs could be trained to hunt enemy soldiers based on the "scent of Japanese blood."

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have postponed their show at Fashion Week tomorrow because "production and delivery of our samples is delayed." They will present the latest in Amish bag lady chic at Paris fashion week, instead. [WWD, image via Bauer-Griffin]

Fall is the best season for reading—it's either the weather or a Pavlovian response conditioned by years of schooling. But: What are you going to read? Here's a preview of some of this fall's most interesting titles.

The Soup broadcast from Texas on Friday and Robert Rodriguez acted as the "guest director" of the show for an episode. He talked Machete, watched an Indian action flim, and offered Joel McHale a role in his sequel "Toenail Clippers."

[Reese Witherspoon drops off 11-year-old daughter Ava from Ryan Phillippe's house. Ryan is Ava's father and Reese's ex. Image via INF.]