Well This Is Embarrassing. For You

Studio@Gawker · 09/14/10 10:59AM

COME ON! You are decision-making-challenged. However, there is hope in sight, and it's called State Farm. Even when you find yourself in a real pickle, State Farm is there to help you navigate through the scary stuff with their home, renter's, and auto insurance.

Hurray! Bravo! Excellent Choice, Sir/Madame!

Studio@Gawker · 09/14/10 10:59AM

Wouldn't we all love to do this, though? To ensure that you can with complete peace of mind, talk to the nice folks at State Farm and get some information on insurance plans available for home, auto, and rentals—that way you'll be secure no mater what adventure you choose.

Sigh. Are You Sure?

Studio@Gawker · 09/14/10 10:59AM

You could just get yourself some insurance and, like a good neighbor, State Farm will take care of it for you. How about this instead?

Morning Joe Gets Hip To All of Your Favorite Bands

Sarah Prial · 09/14/10 10:08AM

Joe, Mika and the gang talk about their favorite bands: Spoon! Of Montreal! Vampire Weekend! They almost keep the ruse going until the end of the clip, when Mika's feigned look of understanding drops and she whispers, "Eminem?"

Butchers Lament Poor-Quality Meat in Gaga's Dress

Maureen O'Connor · 09/14/10 10:07AM

"Her bodice looks like the outside of the rib. Over the shoulder looks like it does come from a shoulder. There are no expensive cuts here, no real steaks. The best you've got is the flank steak on her head."

Which Famous Couple Doesn't Sleep with Each Other?

Brian Moylan · 09/14/10 09:55AM

They've barely said, "Let's do it," since saying, "I do." This tween star has a yen for charity work, and this television cast can't get along. The only thing that would make their relationship worse is getting married!

Snooki Officially Retires Her Pouf

Maureen O'Connor · 09/14/10 08:54AM

Snooki sings a requiem for her coiffure of yore. Penelope Cruz confirms her pregnancy. Montana Fishburne is going to rehab. Chelsea Clinton averts her eyes from her husband. Come revel in the delights of Tuesday gossip.

Freeze Frame

Whitney Jefferson · 09/14/10 08:00AM

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

Flying Economy Class Could Soon Get a Whole Lot Worse

Jeff Neumann · 09/14/10 06:37AM

A new airplane passenger seat called SkyRider could revolutionize the way airlines rip travelers off, by installing "saddle" seats that offer just 27 inches of legroom, or seven inches less than the average airplane seat. That sounds awful.