[SJP with Gourmet Garage planning dinner in New York. Image: Bauer-Griffin]

On The Rachel Zoe Project, Rachel plays Suzy Homemaker as she attempted to cook a Seder dinner for 20 people. The task seemed doomed for disaster, that is until Rachel's styling-savvy came to the rescue. Video inside.

A Sacramento, California woman, Karen Washington is in jail after throwing bleach on her local popsicle man, who she says had ripped her off recently. Washington says she'd never "hurt anybody for revenge, not for no ice cream." [CBS; via]

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

The Iowa farm that recently recalled 500 million eggs tainted with salmonella, Wright County Egg, over a two-year period detected salmonella in 426 samples at its facilities, according to investigators. But the FDA doesn't require notification of salmonella detection. Nice.

Three storms—from left: Tropical Storm Karl, Hurricane Igor and Hurricane Julia—are stirring in the Atlantic and Caribbean simultaneously in this image taken at 4:15 am EDT today. [Image via NOAA/AP]

Just in time for Pope Benedict's taxpayer-funded trip to Britain, a Channel 4 investigation shows that at least 14 priests who have served time for molesting children remain in the clergy, and some even made it into the Church's yearbook.

Sotheby's next week will auction off the $10 million art collection of deceased investment bank Lehman Brothers, including works by Damien Hirst. One collector said, "It's not a fire sale, but it's priced to sell." Just like a subprime mortgage!

The Post says it's wise to seek shelter underground if NYC is nuked.

[Australians dressed in their traditional national garb celebrate the 10th anniversary of the Sydney 2000 Olympics at the Sydney Olympic Park Sports Centre. Pic via Getty.]

The Pale King, the unfinished novel by the late David Foster Wallace, will be released April 15.

Scientists have isolated the genetic variations that make people more prone to nearsightedness, or myopia—which could in turn lead to the development of eyedrops to prevent the condition. Pretty futuristic! Though I was hoping for robot eyeballs.

What a night for the Tea Party! The far-right, Sarah Palin-endorsed, anti-masturbation Christine O'Donnell, won the Republican Senate nomination in Delaware, while racist New York multimillionaire Carl Paladino took the Republican Governor's nomination in New York. What else happened?

On September 7, the African nation of Togo and the Middle Eastern kingdom of Bahrain played a friendly international soccer match. The only problem: Togo says it never sent its team to play the game.

[A woman walks in the road in El Alto, Bolivia at sunset, eager, like all of us, to catch tonight's episode of The Rachel Zoe Project. Pic via AP.]

When new mother Vera Delgado returned to the hospital after a quick trip home, something was a little different about her son. Specifically: He was circumcised. By mistake. Ms. Delgado is now suing the hospital for $1 million.

Tonight, Jon Stewart had some fun with Vice President Joe Biden and the fact that Biden had promised that this would be the "summer of recovery" when it came to America's economy. Well, that didn't quite work out. Video inside.

Microblogging service Twitter is redesigning its website! The new Twitter, promises the company, provides an "easier, faster and richer" experience. Well, that's all well and good, but any good narcissist/Twitter user would know to ask: What's in it for me?

The wife of one of the 33 trapped Chilean miners gave birth to a baby girl, named Esperanza, or "Hope." Ariel Ticona, the miner, had promised to be in the delivery room. His wife, Elizabeth Segovia, will probably forgive him.

New York City parks are getting free wireless internet! As part of the deal that's renewing the Time Warner and Cablevision cable franchises, the companies are outfitting 32 city parks with wifi. Of course, there's a catch.