Taiwanese newspaper publisher Next Daily posted a great video of Steve Jobs becoming a ninja and attacking airport security. What is the truth about the Apple CEO's martial arts skills, and why aren't U.S. media investigating? A conspiracy, perhaps?

The TMZ crew discusses possible motivations behind Mel Gibson's attempt to elude paparazzi by disguising himself as an old with with a crazy mustache. Watch video of Mel Gibson rocking the "crazy and homeless" look inside!

Today on The View, the ladies (sans Barbara Walters) discussed tea-bagger Christine O'Donnell's win in Delaware's Senate primary. Naturally, Elisabeth Hasselbeck got overly defensive and screamed at all of the other ladies about that, tax cuts, and more. Video inside.

Kathy Griffin was a guest on last night's Jimmy Kimmel Live. Kathy used the opportunity to mock Oprah's absurd Australian giveaway and invites the audience on a bus trip to West Covina.

A new study in the U.K. shows that STDs in people over 45 have doubled in the last decade. We've seen this story a million times and they still won't use condoms? And they say teens won't learn their lessons!

Gawker.TV Trivia, a daily question & answer game that tests your knowledge of television-past and present. Do you think that you've got it? Check out the answer to today's question, inside.

Establishment Republicans are (understandably!) furious after last night's Senate primary in Delaware, where '90s MTV anti-masturbation advocate Christine O'Donnell defeated the more-electable candidate Rep. Mike Castle. Karl Rove, for example, is still trashing her, although O'Donnell calls his criticisms "unfactual."

This award-winning student film by the DAVE school at Universal Studios, Florida explores the backstory of lovable smugglers Han Solo and Chewbacca. What could they have possibly done to get Jabba the Hut so hot and bothered, anyway?

According to a new phone study, a majority of Americans now think that same-sex couples with children and married gays without kids count as "a family." Not everyone, though! Not everyone thinks that! So, still got a ways to go.

Between showing off his new dance moves and the incessant jokes about his small penis size, Ken Jeong's interview on Lopez Tonight was possibly the best late night guest we've seen in some time. How to do it, inside!

Wiped out by Madoff's Ponzi scheme, members of a Long Island country club may slap Donald Trump's name on everything and become a "'Trump-branded' country club," thereby raising money and helping their borough beat New Jersey in a tackiness competition.

A California man who walked into a bank claiming to have a bomb, demanding $2,000 to pay his friend's rent, was arrested last week after a crafty bank manager convinced him to fill out a loan application. Genius! [via]

The FAA is deciding whether or not to approve a new class of flying—below your standard economy or coach class—which will sport newly designed saddles with minuscule legroom, making your already atrocious flying experience suck that much more.

A trio of Japanese Lolitas crashed Tom Ford's fashion show by saying one of them was Japanese Vogue editor Mitsuko Watanabe. I mean, maybe if they said they were with Gwen Stefani—but confusing this with this?

Both the actress and her "boyfriend" would rather the company of older men. This actress got some nookie backstage at fashion week, and this actor calls his junk "juggernaut." We hear there's an actress' boyfriend who'd like to see it!

Any Kubrick fans out there? After Stephen took some healthy jabs at that mustachioed Floridian that threatened to burn the Koran he finished his "The Word" segment with a spot-on recreation of the Dr. Strangelove finale.

The bizarre death countdown continued on the season premiere of 1,000 Ways to Die. Last night we learned of a proctologist who inhaled a flame ball sparked by his surgical tool and his patient's natural "exhaust," leading to death.

Parenthood has returned, and that means the return quirky Braverman shenanigans. So let's talk about vaginas!

Tim Gunn calls Taylor Momsen "sad" and "pathetic." Jodie Foster avoids assault charges. Leonardo DiCaprio buys a pet that will live for 70 years. Chris Brown doesn't tip. Has Wednesday gossip gone too far, yet?

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