Tonight is the premiere of Top Chef: Just Desserts on Bravo, and the network is marking it by holding a free, nationwide "Just Desserts Day" celebration. So, Whitney Jefferson and I took a little field trip! Here's what we got.

Long before Tea Party backed candidate Christine O'Donnell won the Republican primary in Delaware, the conservative firebrand was arguing that the government was spending too much money fighting AIDS and said condoms wouldn't stop the disease from spreading.

To promote its upcoming return to our airwaves, here's the newest—and coolest—thing the cast of Glee has for us: a cover of Jay-Z and Alicia Keys' New York-celebrating ballad, "Empire State of Mind." Warning: it's awesome. Listen inside.

Mayor Bloomberg is proposing a ban on smoking in public parks, beaches, and other areas, like the pedestrian walkways in Times Square. Where do they expect everyone to smoke now? How long before cigarettes are outlawed altogether? Five years? Ten?

David Barksadale, whose online teen-stalking exploits we detailed yesterday, was actually the second engineer fired by Google for snooping on users. He was, however, the first to target kids.

Rachel Maddow aired footage of newly-elected Tea Party member Christine O'Donnell's MTV special about teenage masturbation. As she puts it, "If he already knows what pleases him and he can please himself—then why am I in the picture?"

When she's not snookin' the night and snookin' for love—or starring on Jersey Shore—Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi can be found... making videos with her webcam? Here's one that Snooki uploaded just yesterday, of her lip-syncing Britney Spears' ballad, "Sometimes."

Sen. Harry Reid will include a repeal of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" in the latest Defense Authorization bill! This isn't the easy battle to choose during election season, but did Lady Gaga's reassurances on Twitter help get it in there?

We'll give the control room at Access Hollywood Live some slack because it's only their third day—but who wants to see Kate Gosselin's belly filled with sextuplets early in the morning? This is what nightmares are made of.

If you believe everything the Internet tells you, then cats only ask one question: "I can haz cheezeburger?" Luckily for Mitten, the kitty in this video, her wish came true when her owner fed her one. The adorable video, inside.

I mean, how else would you sell a Single White Female-styled drama set in the cutthroat world of ballet to the lucrative 18-34 male demographic? The Daily Ten asks the tough questions at Black Swan's Toronto film festival premiere.

[Promoting Rabbit Hole at the Toronto Film Festival, Nicole Kidman exercises her face to see if her surgeon left her with no feeling whatsoever, or just a little stabbing pain. Images via Pacific Coast News. Click to enlarge.]

ABC is developing a TV series about a fictional Vice President and his staff. Why? Isn't that like making a show about the team that loses the World Series or a biopic about Eric Roberts without Julia? [Image via Getty]

This morning one of our original comedic influences, Fozzie Bear, along with the newest Muppet Angelo and chef Cat Cora stopped by the Early Show to tell us with some cooking tips and great jokes. Here are the highlights.

While campaigning for a Minnesota candidate yesterday, Bill Clinton engaged in a bit of schadenfreude over recent election-destroying Tea Party candidates, who "make [George W. Bush] look like a liberal." It's worse, though: They make him look competent. [Image: AP]

Last week, we met Melissa's father and learned about her incarcerated sister. But what about her brother-in-law? Last night's episode was all about the hunt for fugitive Louis Scanlon and the innocents left destitute in his wake. WTF?

Observe a pair of workmen climbing a 1768 ft. broadcasting tower to do repairs. Note that they do it all free-climbing style, without safety ropes or anything. Look alive, coal mining. You have a competitor in the Terrifying Jobs Contest.

Here's a trailer for the upcoming comedic(ish) thriller The Tourist, about a bumbling American tourist (Depp) who, while traveling in Italy, gets mixed up with a mysterious woman (Jolie, duh) and action/adventure/intrigue ensues. It looks... less than thrilling?

Here's video of a news anchor for POP TV in Slovenia, who recently pulled a Ron Burgundy and delivered the news sans pants. At the end of the broadcast, the camera—and his movement—revealed it all to the viewer.

Fox and Friends explains how Islamophobia doesn't really exist, because there have only been several hundred violent hate crimes against American Muslims in the past few years, and that's, like, basically nothing.