Has soulless Starbucks reached a new low? Not content with fighting its own customers over the vissicitudes of bagel grammar, the cold corporate coffee chain reportedly ejected patrons directly into the teeth of yesterday's vicious NYC storm. Oh! The humanity!

Nadya Suleman has finally run through her resources. Kim Kardashian takes legal action over a blow-up doll. Oksana Grigorieva may have tried to kill a porn star. Bob Barker collapses at a gun range. TGIFriday gossip.

So you think you were born to play the role of a mild-mannered teenager looking for love in a Hollywood film, just like Michael Cera? Not so fast. The video inside teaches you the all the tricks of the trade.

Jim Winner, the salesman who made "The Club" ubiquitous on American steering wheels, died in an auto accident this week at age 81. He was colorful; his corporate headquarters were "surmounted by six-foot pink neon letters spelling out WINNER." [WSJ]

Barry Diller reportedly dropped close to $20 million on Tina Brown's Daily Beast, so earlier rumors that Tina was eyeballing the Newsweek editor's job seemed too ungrateful to be true. But...what if she could do both?

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

Six people sickened by salmonella-tainted eggs have filed a lawsuit seeing class-action status against the two Iowa farms responsible.

Since June 2009, NASA's Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter has been circling the moon, compiling data for the first full topographic map of the moon's surface, suggesting that 3.9 billion years ago asteroids pounded the moon and Earth, likely evaporating water supplies.

Reader Charles sent us this screenshot of the Twitter account of France's Ministry of Foreign Affairs, which was hacked but still managed to convey President Nicolas Sarkozy's feelings toward the Roma he's busy deporting.

Maria, a five-year-old Nigerian dwarf goat, was minding her own business in her owner's front yard in Santa Fe, New Mexico when a minivan pulled up and someone shot and killed her. The killers remain at large. [SF New Mexican]

The dick who killed John Lennon, Mark David Chapman, says he thought about killing Johnny Carson or Elizabeth Taylor instead.

Accused murderer Joran Van der Sloot got a surprise this week when Natalee Holloway's mother, Beth Holloway-Twitty, snuck into Peru's Castro Castro Prison to see him. When asked about Natalee's murder, Van der Sloot handed her his lawyer's business card.

The Guardian is running a map during Pope Benedict's visit to the UK where people can report seeing the Popemobile, masses, protests and miracles. One user in north London reported seeing a "Cloud that looked like the Pope. I wept."

"American Bad Ass" Kid Rock says he and his entourage beat the hell out of a man at a Georgia Waffle House in 2007 only after they were provoked. Kid Rock is being sued by Harlen Akins for $6,000.

The second season of the underrated The League started tonight with a trip to Vegas. If you want a funny bro'ed out ensemble combined with the Paul Scheer/Chad Ochocinco bit you've been waiting for for centuries, this is for you.

The blowout preventer that failed to prevent a blowout on the Deepwater Horizon oil rig is at a NASA facility being examined as evidence in the forthcoming Gulf oil spill trial. The rig's owner, Transocean wants to "examine" it first.

The buzz around Diaspora, a soon-to-be-released, privacy-centric social network, is so strong that the release of its early source code has generated dozens of blog posts. We have no idea what these letters and numbers mean!

Gosh it is just so nice to be back with the always-polite and politically correct gang from Paddy's Pub. In this stellar premier episode, they experience the fun of gay marriage from all sides.

Following Jon Stewart's announcement of the "Rally to Restore Sanity," Stephen Colbert declared tonight that he'll be leading the "March to Keep Fear Alive," also on October 30 at DC's National Mall. Video of the announcement—and Stewart's cameo—inside.

Tonight, Jon Stewart made his long-awaited Daily Show announcement! *Drumroll* It's the "Rally to Restore Sanity," to be held on October 30 in Washington, DC. Inside, video of Stewart's hilarious—and meaningful—bombshell, including a rivalry-filled cameo from Stephen Colbert.