When Kate Walsh tweeted that Lady Gaga's VMA dress looked like "a nice plate of prosciutto," she had no idea she was insulting obsessive fans. We can only hope this stint will gain her some forgiveness among the "little monsters."

It seems like wherever you go these days, some jerk is trying to talk you out of smoking and drinking all day. The latest know-it-all jerk moves: Regular citizens acting like the smoking police. And warning labels—on booze!

The Daily Ten caught up with Betty White on the set of her latest project—a PepsiCo Superbowl commercial—to ask for her thoughts on Lindsay Lohan, Sandra Bullock, and her fellow Living Legend, William Shatner.

Hey, look: Ground Zero has a Yelp page. And it's only got four stars! We know Yelpers can be harsh, but can't the site of one of the century's defining moments catch a break?

It's Fashion Friday on The View and today's guest was Posh Spice. The hosts coaxed Ms. Beckham into a number of admissions, including that she wears a size zero and that she takes pampering her pet to the extreme.

[Lindsay Lohan ditches her baby-hitting black Maserati for a white Porsche Cayman, and goes for a spin in West Hollywood. Image via INF, click to enlarge.]

This clip contains no sex, violence, nudity, or profanity, yet we still feel compelled to call it NSFW. After the attendant dominatrix whispers "spread your legs," the event quickly becomes something that can only be described with acronyms and emoticons.

Google says it learned important lessons from David Barksdale, the engineer who spied on underage teenagers via company servers. And apparently one of those lessons is, "don't talk about engineers who spy on underage teenagers."

Christine O'Donnell—Delaware's anti-masturbation candidate for Senate who opposes anything that "legitimizes the homosexual lifestyle"—has a gay sister. And her gay sister has a Facebook profile where she calls herself a Democrat and says Christine isn't a homophobe.

The religious right's Values Voters Summit begins today, in Washington! Are you going? Of course not, because you people have no values. But many potential presidential candidates will be speaking, plus Christine O'Donnell and various other catastrophes.

Gawker.TV Trivia, a daily question & answer game that tests your knowledge of television-past and present. Do you think that you've got it? Check out the answer to today's question, inside.

Julie Torres was painting a watercolor mural on a piece of paper hung on a Williamsburg construction wall when she was arrested by undercover cops for "graffiti" this summer. Score one for law and order over harmless art!

Watch the future Bill Compton of True Blood fame in this commercial for Swedish coffee company Gevalia. The acting, music, and the hair are so bad they're good.

Where were you when that tornado just crept up and attacked Brooklyn for no good reason? Hopefully somewhere safe, 'cause that sucker did some damage! Watch video with brotastic remarks like "Dude, it's f*cking funneling!" inside.

Arnold Schwarzenegger's daughter, Katherine, was on Fox & Friends to discuss her new book about young girls with body issues or something. Here we see Gretchen Carlson admit to her chubby past, placing blame on innocent donuts.

Pom, the maker of wildly expensive pomegranate juice products, is suing the Federal Trade Commission for infringing on Pom's First Amendment right to tell you, the consumer, any old thing about how great pomegranate juice is.

Quick, what's the worst name for a television show? We bet it's nothing compared to Chopped Off: The Man Who Lost His Penis or My Man Boobs and Me. A video showcasing more awful show titles from TV Scout inside!

Looks like the help has really been planting some fertile seeds. This younger spouse is ruining her older husband's career, and this DJ got caught stealing. We guess these people will reap what they sow.

Look how Senator Kiki Gillibrand responded to a Tweet from Lady Giggles about Don't Ask Don't Tell. "Thanks for your political interest. Also, are you available for a sleepover next Saturday night? My mom will be making pizza bagels." [Twitter]

Leave it to a fashion designer to come up with a way to store clothes in spray-cans. We probably won't be getting dressed like this anytime soon! The video of the designer spraying on a model's shirt, inside.