We all know by now that a college degree is not really worth getting. Or is it? There are enough arguments on both sides of this issue to make everyone mad. Come, explore—it's cheaper than a college class!

Kathie Lee and Hoda's latest gimmick is a "you're not your numbers" episode of the Today Show, where they wear buttons with their age on it and have progressive-seeming discussions. Here's what they revealed on today's episode:

Believe it or not, but pesky "real life" activities plague even our favorite YouTubers. We assumed they only lived in my computer merely for our own personal entertainment, too. Don't believe us? Here's some video proof!

Nasty old "Mayor of Terror" Rudy Giuliani will appear with congressional candidate Chris Gibson at a place named Total Tool today. Later he is expected to drink/cry himself to sleep in the ladies' bathroom of a pawn shop called Dickhead.

Well, last night HBO unrolled its latest great hope, a high-budget, prestige drama all about Prohibition-era Atlantic City and its various denizens — from honest but grimy to wealthy but crimey. (Whee!) What'd we all think?

Has your dad ever embarrassed you? OK, how about this: has your dad ever embarrassed you by overtaking your Justin Bieber-themed performance video and shaking his groove thang all over the room as you and your sister observed in horror?

Former War Secretary Donald Rumsfeld's years-in-the-making memoir, Known and Unknown, will be available at book merchants in January. Click to see the book's sexy mountain-man cover, as well as Rumsfeld's side-plan to silence the hippies by releasing "Iraq documents."

NYC's mayor-of-the-people Michael Bloomberg only owns two pairs of work shoes. They're very expensive, though.

In Wendy's "hot topics" segment, she stumbled through the most complicated drama ever between herself and Leann Rimes. It was like combing a disheveled wig, but she did it! It ended happily. We can go on with our day.

The University of Mississippi's retiring its Confederate soldier mascot, "Colonel Reb." Gee, if football mascots can't openly celebrate slavery, what's next—no derogatory slurs for Native Americans as team names? What about the rights of racist football fans? [NYT; Pic]

Gawker.TV Trivia, a daily question & answer game that tests your knowledge of television-past and present. Do you think that you've got it? Check out the answer to today's question, inside.

Sharp-eyed readers may have noticed that dog-loving New York Post columnist Cindy Adams has been absent from the paper for months. She was sick! Now she's back! With a deeply disturbing column of hospital erotica.

During Sunday's baseball game against the Marlins, Chicago Cubs player Tyler Colvin was impaled by the shard of a baseball bat while running from third base. The bat fragment punctured his chest and he was rushed to the hospital.

[The Zefron in Australia. Image: Splash]

Jezebel has reported extensively on the controversy surrounding Gabourey Sidibe's Elle cover. Here's E!'s take, featuring a recap of other recent airbrushing/photoshop disasters involving Beyonce, Britney Spears, and Kate Winslet.

Despite our ongoing educational campaign about the fact that bullshit "toning shoes" are bullshit, the segment grew by more than 800% in 2009. BIG SIGH. The ironic part? Obese people barely have any bullshit products to call their own!

Steve Martin and the Steep Canyon Rangers sing a tune about the lack of songs for or about Atheists. Everyone else has songs to sing, but Atheists have Sundays free. Check out this spirited romp through religious musical history!

New York Republican gubernatorial nominee Carl Paladino, after showing opponent Andrew Cuomo's poopy skin lesions in all their gruesome detail, is now going after Cuomo's "cojones" in an open letter. Does Cuomo even have testicles? Is he even a man?

He's done it! He's gone and done it. He edged out buzzed-about teen comedy Easy A, and handily trounced the latest project cooked up (in a producing, story-writing sense) by M. Night Shyamalan. The Cambridge boy comes home.

Twins Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss appeared on the Today Show, dressed in matching outfits, to explain why they are reopening their suit against Facebook, coincidentally right in the midst of the media blitz for Facebook film The Social Network.