Rudy Giuliani to Appear at 'Total Tool' Today 1.36K Jim Newell 09/20/10 11:31AM Filed to: campaign trail campaign trail Rudy Giuliani Total tool Nasty old "Mayor of Terror" Rudy Giuliani will appear with congressional candidate Chris Gibson at a place named Total Tool today. Later he is expected to drink/cry himself to sleep in the ladies' bathroom of a pawn shop called Dickhead.