[Milla Jovovich gets her makeup touched up on the Wurzeburg, Germany set of The Three Musketeers. Image via Pacific Coast News.]

Watch as this pitcher takes a baseball to the head, courtesy of his bat weilding buddy. To add insult to injury, the batter then proceeds to ROFL. It's a perfect example of someone laughing at you, not with you.

New York magazine wrote about Anderson Cooper's boyfriend's new bar today, minus the word "boyfriend." Chicken?

Mark Zuckerberg attended a screening of The Social Network near Seattle, a film critic and another person who was at the Facebook movie preview are claiming on Twitter. Facebook does have a new office in the city.

Norm MacDonald gets a sports show on Comedy Central, Seth Meyers will host the 2011 ESPY's again, win actual costumes from True Blood, and Pauly D does something weird on season 3 of the Shore.

While Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have managed, throughout the years, to frighten people with their fashion choices, it's never been anything quite like this: a clip from one of their films, slowed down, and turned into the scariest thing ever.

Sigh. The waterlogged, coffee-swilling pests at The Stranger, the alt-weekly serving the flannel-skinned weirdos of Seattle, had the dumb audacity to do a cover story on stunt-novelist Tao Lin. Bad enough! Worse still? They let him write the damn story.

The Tracy Awards, honoring the year's worst ads, are now accepting nominations. And Consumerist is running its own "Worst Ad in America" contest. After three seconds of browsing here, we've located at least one strong candidate. Click to enlarge.

Television sensation Stephen Colbert will testify before a House Judiciary Committee subcommittee on Friday. The topic? "Protecting America's Harvest." Colbert is expected to argue for, well, one side of this issue. Probably on behalf of farmers? What is going on?

Watch this clip with an adorable little kitten who cannot decide if he would rather eat from their bottle or play with it. No matter what it decides its the cutest thing you'll see all day.

There's a new cop show on the TV landscape, ABC's Detroit 1-8-7, and it's just like all the other cop shows that have been on in the last ten years. Except it's way worse.

TONIGHT: Tons! We've got the series premieres of Undercovers, Better with You, The Defenders, and The Whole Truth, the season premieres of Hell's Kitchen, The Middle, Law & Order: SVU, Criminal Minds, Modern Family, and Cougar Town, plus much more!

Tomorrow's episode of Maury features Real Housewives NeNe Leakes, Ramona Singer and Danielle Staub making over real-life housewives. Maury promoted this clip showing Danielle and Lori Michaels doing an acoustic MTV Unplugged style version of their single "Real Close."

David Fincher and Aaron Sorkin's Facebook movie opens next week and the reviews are coming in. Surprisingly (?), stuffy old movie critics seem to think it's, well, brilliant. Let's take a look at what some folks had to say.

Alex Jones is a syndicated radio host from Texas. Jones is also a crazy person. Here's a clip of Jones calling increased homosexuality a "chemical warfare operation" caused by MSG found in kettle chips and juice boxes, among other things.

At least one dingbat in the country is still talking about the proposed Islamic community center blocks from Ground Zero: Renee Elders, Republican congressional candidate from North Carolina. In this ad, she explains the history of "victory mosques."

Today at Gawker.TV, Tina Fey advises against keeping up with Jon Hamm while drinking, the cast of Modern Family, Kaitlin Olson is a badass, The Office's lip-dub season opener, and the premiere of Fox's much-anticipated Running Wilde.

Congratulations to LegoStephenHawking for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Adequate rapper Jay-Z has a book coming out. By Jay-Z. It's called DECODED. This book "decodes 36 songs from JAY-Z's extensive catalog." Great, since Jay-Z's lyrics are hard to interpret. "Get that dirt off your shoulder." What dirt?

Dictaphone Parcel, Lauri Warsta's award-winning animated short, presents us with chalkboard drawn visuals accompanied by the sounds recorded by the Dictaphone while in transit. A bumpy ride, to say the least.