It's here! It's here! Released just a few minutes ago, here's the official trailer for the first installment of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, set to be released on November 19. AHHHHHH! Get your fanboy or fangirl on, inside.

Katy Perry was supposed to guest star on Sesame Street, but her boobs were too exposed. TMZ reports that 'Sesame Street' has decided not to run a clip featuring her and Elmo performing 'Hot N' Cold' in a low-cut top.

Nick Kroll, here as Fabrice Fabrice, knows how to connect with his crowd. Following a rousing introduction, Fabrice Fabrice exclaims that Renee Zellweger must be made of marzipan, which explains her glossy, wax-like appearance.

Jon Stewart went head to head with Bill O'Reilly again tonight for a Factor interview, and—while less intense than their last meeting—it was a pretty entertaining chat. Most notably, Stewart reenforced his seemingly anti-Obama statements as of late.

A whole week has passed since we finished live-blogging Season 7, and we've grown a little older, grayer and heavier since then. So it's high time we held a reunion, right? Grab a drink and join us in the comments!

Georgia Republican Sen. Saxby Chambliss' office has confirmed the "all faggots must die" comment left on a gay rights blog originated from his office. Now the search is on for the culprit. The homophobic butler did it in the kitchen.

An advertisement for a Florida law firm: "If you and your spouse hate each other like poison and want to get out of the hellhole you call a marriage, you've come to the right place." Not pulling any punches here!

Netflix had a big press event to promote its launch in Canada today. Dozens of random members of the public showed up, happy to give the assembled press soundbites. Except these people were paid extras!

[Barack Obama arrived by helicopter in Manhattan today to speak at the U.N. He cruised around town in a motorcade to avoid the hideous new TVs on the subway, naturally. Image via Getty]

Lady Gaga ran into a Politico reporter at a restaurant in the East Village. She signed a copy of the paper "Repeal DADT," but—wait—what is the word preceding those ones? That doesn't say "Cenate," does it? Updated!

Our local NBC affiliate was lucky to grab Madonna and Lourdes on the pink carpet at the reveal of their Material Girl clothing line. The two chatted about sharing clothes, favorite colors and the discrepancy between their shoe sizes.

Levi Johnston says he missed on-again-off-again girlfriend Bristol Palin's debut on Dancing with the Stars because he was "too busy studying politics" for his upcoming mayoral run. If he's studying like he prepared for his Playgirl shoot, he's doomed.

Last year, Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. was accused of asking supporters to contribute to Gov. Rod Blagojevich in order to secure the Senate seat of Barack Obama. Now he's under fire for asking donors to fund his model mistress' lifestyle.

Obviously, a life-threatening illness of any kind is not the typical topic for a comedian to tackle. Ed Helms, however, visits Africa on The Tonight Show and shows his comedic mettle in poking a little fun at malaria! Video inside.

Screw JWOWW's slutty dresses: There's some wonderful new, unauthorized Jersey Shore-inspired attire now available. It's The Situation shirt that has a clear window for your, you know, situation. Abs not included. Don't worry, it comes in a tank-top too. [via]

It's Cat Week on Ellen and to celebrate she decided to surprise Brooke Shields during an interview with a man in a cat suit. Ellen proceeds to complain that Shields didn't look scared enough.

Today we told you about a terrible lack of space at New York's premier private schools. We suggested the lords and ladies attend boarding school, causing one commenter to recall unhappy prep school memories. Very familiar unhappy memories.

Last night *sniff* marked the end (wiping away tears) of this wonderful season of Scrappers. In the finale we got to see our caterpillar Darren sprout his wings and fly off like a beautiful butterfly. Weddings always get us.

If Republicans take the House back this fall, there's one thing you can count on: their constant use of subpoena power. Meaning, they'll formally investigate Obama's every turn. They can't wait. In fact, they're already drafting a long, long list.

Contrary to earlier reports, Michael Eisner says it's "unlikely" he'll become Tribune CEO. Lie? Maybe.