U.S. Marshals are currently auctioning off jewelry seized from Raffaello Follieri, Anne Hathaway's now-imprisoned swindler ex-boyfriend. Anne's old jewelry is fetching only paltry prices. Bid, for the good of the U.S. taxpayer! Photos and prices below.

It's been over a year since the car crash that wrapped up last season of Brothers and Sisters. So, what've the Walkers been up to? Let's find out.

Paris Hilton settles a lawsuit and makes history. Lindsay Lohan volunteers at a homeless shelter. Mariah Carey falls onstage at a concert. Lady Gaga dons a black leotard of mourning. Monday gossip is ready for its close-up.

Confused about why Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg gave $100 million to Newark schools just as an unflattering movie about him was hitting theaters? It's not what you think! Allow tabloid sexpert Andrea Peyser to break it down for you.

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

The 33 Chilean miners trapped seven weeks ago have had a pretty tough existence, but a relief hole was drilled, allowing food and electricity to get to them. Still, they're not allowed to have booze, headphones, or even video games.

Jimi Heselden, the British man who owns Segway, died yesterday after accidentally driving a Segway over a cliff and into the River Wharfe in North Yorkshire. Local police said "he was pronounced dead at the scene." Heselden was 62. [Telegraph]

[Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez voted with a little help in that country's congressional elections yesterday. Image via AP]

Here's a scenario where writing under a pseudonym is a wise choice: You're a former prostitute turned elementary schoolteacher and you're venting to the Huffington Post about the recent Craigslist erotic services shutdown. One schoolteacher didn't choose the anonymous route.

Who: The oft-imitated Gunn is the host of Project Runway and chief creative officer at Liz Claiborne.

Al Jazeera's Afghanistan correspondent on why arresting local stringers only hurts war coverage.

Tonight on Mad Men, the ceiling came perilously close to crashing down on the men of SCPD. Don, Roger and Lane had been childishly living just on the edge, and tonight, that little push came to send them over.

The show you discovered after its first season was already over is finally back! Fortunately for anyone who didn't check it out last year, this season requires essentially no foreknowledge of the greatest f**king pitcher of all time, Kenny Powers.

Behold, the cheapest studio apartment in the increasingly coveted Greenpoint neighborhood of Brooklyn: An 8' x 10' rubber playhouse with a pink door and Minnie Mouse decor. Seriously, someone is trying to rent this place for $500/month.

Kody's a regular guy, except he has three wives and a dozen kids. TLC's newest family-circus will be as addictive as every other show on the channel, but probably won't do anything to erase the stigma of being a polygamist.

Tonight's Boardwalk Empire showed us that the businessmen of the 1920's did things a little differently. While today's captains of industry walk on eggshells with the press, the gangsters of long ago dealt with the press more forcefully.

The U.S. Embassy has issued an apology to Filipino President Benigno Aquino III for staging his meet-and-greet with President Obama in front of an upside flag of the Philippines on Friday. "This was an honest mistake," said an American spokesperson.

A "fearsome" muscle-bound Hell's Angel called 66-year-old Keith DeGroot a "fucking Jew" and knocked his eyeglasses off. So "Cockney Keith" broke the guy's skull with his walking stick. This glorious underdog victory will cost Keith 18 months in jail. [YorkshireEveningPost]

Last season's cliffhanger finale of Dexter left us with our collective jaws on the floor, so it's safe to say we've been clamoring for this season to finally get started. Tonight's premiere didn't disappoint and reeled us right back in.

[At Los Angeles International Airport, a TSA agent inspects a woman famous for being famous. Images via Bauer-Griffin, click to enlarge.]