Max Weinberg won't follow Conan to TBS, and inside, Larry King wants on SNL, Hillary Duff heads to Community, Jorge Garcia guests on How I Met Your Mother, Rusty Nuts, and Katy Perry's present to SNL viewers.

X Factor contestant, unabashed teen prostitute, and reality TV clown Chloe Victoria has been caught doing cocaine on camera. Even scarier: There's footage from an old makeover show in which she ditches her trademark tarantula eyelashes and pancake makeup.

Jennifer Senior has landed a book deal from her recent New York magazine story on "Why parents hate parenting" (Spoiler: because kids suck). Could this be the start of an anti-parenting cultural backlash? Let's hope so! [GalleyCat]

In the background of a live newsroom shot, this worker bee looks right at the camera... and decides to pick her nose. As if that wasn't bad enough, she then decides to eat the booger! Watch the embarrassing video inside.

What you have to remember about The Good Guys is that it borrows a premise from the film Who Framed Roger Rabbit (and its related novels): what if cartoons and humans lived and worked together?

TONIGHT: We've got new episodes of Lone Star, The Event, Mike & Molly, Chase, Hawaii Five-0, Dancing with the Stars, HIMYM, House, Chuck, Rules of Engagement, and Two and a Half Men, and more, plus Bill O'Reilly on Jon Stewart!

The Way We Live Now: just like everyone else. Feeling that pain. But so is everyone! It makes it a little easier to tolerate. Bank failing? Wages falling? Rent overdue? Been bodily purchased by a shady Russian? Join the club!

Anti-abortion activist Randall Terry is upping the ante on his as-yet widely unknown campaign against Islam by creating a video instructing Tea Party leaders how to pull their own Koran-tearing stunts and garner media attention.

Today at Gawker.TV, Bored to Death mocks the decline of New York City's print industry, Dexter returns, Barack Obama beats Cleveland Brown at basketball, the premiere of Sister Wives, and Lisa Simpson ventures into Springfield's version of hipster Brooklyn.

Congratulations to jphouck for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Barack Obama is on a college kick this week, urging "disengaged" students to turn out for midterm elections. (Most college students don't know what these are.) Can he energize these jaded hippies, who loved him so much in 2008?

Notably press-shy and very talented person, Michaele Salahi (of the Real Housewives of DC) obliged an interview with the Today Show's online greenroom. Inside, she talks Playboy, Dancing With The Stars and Katie Couric.

Lady Gaga is buying a home on Martha's Vineyard. What will she wear there?

Your Facebook and Twitter accounts scare federal law enforcement. So does your Skype setup and your BlackBerry. If it's hard to tap, the feds fear it, which is why the Obama administration is calling for a bunch of new backdoors.

Gloria Stuart, oldest Oscar nominee for her role in Titanic, has died at 100.

[Fergie and Jennifer Lopez take a break from their daily wrinkle-reducing cryogenic treatments to take in the New York Jets vs. Miami Dolphins football game. Image via INF.]

Veteran media reporter Jeff Bercovici is leaving AOL's Daily Finance to join Forbes. Spin, carousel!

Jaycee Dugard has sold a memoir about her 18 years in captivity with depraved sex maniac Phillip Garrido. By coincidence, Natascha Kampusch—the Austrian girl who escaped from a sex dungeon at age eighteen—just sold a memoir, too.

This beautiful music video from retired Japanese martial artist Genki Sudo has some amazing visual feats, accomplished by careful choreography. The video and the music are mesmerizing. Check out "Mind Shift" after the jump.

Here's something rare: a Democrat embracing George W. Bush, warrior-king. In this ad, Rep. Earl Pomeroy touts his support for Bush's 2003 Medicare prescription drug act. Since old people can't even remember Bush but do enjoy free drugs, this works.