Maximum penalty for possessing one ounce of weed in California: $100 fine, no criminal record.

Just when you thought you couldn't genuinely like Tina Fey any more, she went ahead spent her Thursday evening drinking wine alongside Bravo's Andy Cohen. The show notoriously gets their guests filled with alcohol and Tina was in rare form.

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The European Union Court of Justice has ruled that working fathers in Spain are entitled to two "breastfeeding" breaks throughout the day, just like mothers. What they'll do during these breaks is anyone's guess. Probably drink beer and watch sports.

Ever since The Onion's faux-editorial "Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades" came true in real life, it's been clear that the razor industry would just keep adding blades until it was forced to stop. That time has come.

[Lindsay didn't pose for this grainy picture of her at the Betty Ford Center, but she's holding a coffee and cigarette just like it's any other paparazzi shot. Image via INF]

Andrew Shirvell, the assistant attorney general in Michigan who moonlights as a creepy blogger dedicated to harassing a gay student-body president, has taken personal leave and will face a disciplinary hearing when he returns. His blog's private now, too! Sad.

...but, strangely, this interview from yesterday's Attack of the Show! contains no mention of Running Wilde whatsoever. The increasingly poor decisions of David Cross include the gnarly dad-shorts he picked out for the occasion.

Adios, "Magazine Publishers of America." Hello, "MPA—the Association of Magazine Media." The name symbolizes "how readers can engage with magazines...through nontraditional means like Web sites, mobile devices, tablets, events, social media, books, retail presences and even branded merchandise." Oh...clearly.

Tom Selleck told Dave and his Late Show audience all that he knows about cultivating avocados, which isn't much for a guy with so many damn avocado trees on his ranch property. It's all about romance, he says.

She told another starlet that she wasn't white enough for Beverly Hills. This actress had her face refurbished and another actress got an experimental new rack. This celeb is cheating with an NBA star. But has she had work done?

On last night's episode, Sheldon came to terms with his mortality. Until his consciousness can be preserved forever, Sheldon created a robot to go out in the real world for him.

It was all theoretical when the pirates were patrolling the waters off of Somalia. But it's getting too close for comfort: now, there are Mexican pirates. Right on the border. Shooting at American jet-skis.

The Montag-Pratts formally end their divorce charade. Heidi Klum quits Victoria's Secret. Lindsay Lohan wears fancy outfits at rehab. Charlie Sheen's daughter has a Twilight-themed wedding. TGIFriday gossip.

Cecilia Chang, the former dean of the Institute of Asian Studies at St. John's University, is a terrible person. She stands accused of embezzling $1 million from her school. Also: forcing scholarship students to be her servants. Positively Dickensian!

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Bin Laden has a new tape out, urging humanitarian aid. Standard celebrity PR bullshit.

20-year-old Harley Davidson Ironwing—a known accomplice of "Barefoot Bandit" Colton Harris-Moore—was given an 18-month jail sentence after he knocked over an old man during a botched string cheese heist at a grocery store. That's some luck. [Everett Herald]

UPDATE: Tevfik Arif's lawyer has informed us that:

[Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong expend their precious few remaining brain cells for the cameras at last night's Stony Awards sponsored by High Times. Image via Getty]