What do gang members look like? A bestselling rapper and music mogul with 10 Grammys under his belt and millions of dollars in his pocket according to the front page of the Miami Police Department's website.

Today at Gawker.TV, Hoda Kotb explains her reaction to Beyoncé (and recent attention the clip garnered), Olbermann slams Rick Sanchez, CBS anchors learn about the "Cigar Guy" meme, and we catch Pee-Wee Herman on his lunch break at Katz' Delicatessen.

Congratulations to i dream of gene shalit for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Here is an interesting interview with a pimp.

In your Thursday edition of, "Whoa, how meta. That's so, like, meta!" we have this: a montage that features several scenes from the movies of... people watching movies! I'm surprised it took someone this long to make one! Watch inside.

The New Scientist, which interviewed the lead developer of the software, said the tool could allow advertisers to save money by avoiding shooting multiple to account for varying "standards of beauty... across cultures." It could also enhance actor health:

Chris Armstrong, the openly gay University of Michigan student body president who was systematically harassed by a Michigan assistant attorney general, was on CNN last night to denounce bullying. Watch his interview and his attacker try to defend his position.

This morning, everybody's favorite TV mom appeared on Fox and Friends to add some sunshine to our day. Watch, as we get to hear about life behind the scenes while she tries her best to ignore Brian Kilmeade.

Congratulations, American readers: cinematic bro blogger Tucker Max's new book debuted at #3 on the New York Times bestseller list. Since it's called Assholes Finish First, we can still laugh at him. But it's a sort of hollow, depressed laugh.

[Britney Spears goes shopping in Santa Monica. She knows the back of her head will be featured on a hundred gossip blogs every time she wears her hair down, right? Images via Pacific Coast News & INF.]

Oh, how we wish we could show you this entire episode. How is it that two of the season's best new shows both had "secretly ditching a corpse" subplots this week? And that both involved veteran character actor Michael Gaston?

For a man who assiduously avoids the news media, Steve Jobs is incredibly skilled at exploiting his leverage with the press. So skilled, it's alleged, he turned a top newspaper into a key tool of Apple's public relations.

We greeted Pee-Wee Herman at Katz' Deli this morning amidst a swarm of confused diners, senior citizens, and celeb journalists touting around camera equipment. We must admit that the massive pastrami sandwich looked amazing...

Hey ladies? It's science calling: a new study found that "a pre-menopausal woman is more likely to make excessive or impulsive purchases the further she is into her cycle." Saving money? Check that cycle. That's the word—from science. [Miller-McCune]

Sometimes chefs need to let off some steam when the pressure gets too high in the kitchen. That can happen in two ways: they go unwind and have some fun or they explode and get bitchy. Guess who picked which?

Do you know what a typical week at the office looks like for a social worker? Mark Lilly fathered a patient's baby and saved his best friend from a cult by turning into his ex-girlfriend. And that's all before Wednesday.

In a junket interview promoting the new movie Baby Boom 2: James Spader's Revenge, an intrepid reporter asked the reviled actress about her "image problem", which was discussed in a recent New York Times profile. Heigl responded: "Yeah, I know."

In your businesslike Thursday media column: Newsweek's price confirmed, TMZ's celebrity-friendly spinoff, AOL could buy newspapers, and Brian Tierney says goodbye.

How does Bristol Palin get back at Levi Johnston for his steamy appearance in a music video? By making a cameo in one for an Alaskan rock band, apparently. She plays Mother Nature! And wears a fur coat! Watch inside.

Reporting on a Wall Street Journal story about the iPhone coming to Verizon, Morning Joe hosts Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski paused to repeatedly hate on AT&T. Don't you sort of feel bad for AT&T, just a little bit?