Andy Cohen let Michaele and Tareq Salahi into the Bravo Clubhouse for another edition of Watch What Happens Live. The pair admits they feel vindicated by the Housewives finale. Did you? Bonus: The Michaele Salahi Party-Crasher Barbie doll!

Glenn Beck's going to be taking some time off next week to get some hospital tests done for "problems with feeling in his hands and feet." But he said the real problem could be "spiritual wounds." Wacky explanation video below!

Lauren Conrad explains FUU's in this hilariously fake PSA. Funny how she'ss telling people how to dress while wearing a duvet cover as a top and has a book cover that makes her look like Sarah Jessica Parker.

Back in our day, you didn't get your first social networking presence until you were at least old enough to walk. But a new study shows 92 percent of American babies under 2 have a social networking presence.

On this week's 30 Rock, Jack used an analogy about a company buying both a diarrhea-inducing corn chip manufacturer and a diarrhea medication to boost sales. The Sarah Silverman Program aired the same joke on Oct. 8th, 2008. Videos inside.

The ongoing death of euphemism in advertising: "feces odors" edition.

The unemployment rate held steady at 9.6% last month, while the economy added 64,000 private sector jobs and cut 160,000 public sector jobs. This was "far worse" than economists had been predicting, but it sounds about right.

Gawker.TV Trivia, a daily question & answer game that tests your knowledge of television—past and present. Do you think you that you've got it? The answer to today's question, inside.

America's awful parents: if they're not taping their kids to the wall, then they're overparenting them, starting in kindergarten, so they can "get into Harvard" in 15 years. For example: even pre-literate toddlers are too smart for picture books.

[Emma Watson wears stretch pants and Uggs for a stroll through campus. College wins this round in the Hollywood vs. Brown University battle for Hermione Granger's soul. Image via INF.]

A 9-year-old student in London wrote a note to Johnny Depp asking him to lead a mutiny against her teachers. His response? Surprise her by showing up at her school dressed as Captain Jack Sparrow. This man is awesome.

Ex-CNN anchor Rick Sanchez gave his first interview since being fired last week on today's Good Morning America. He shows remorse, then plugs his book. He also doesn't believe there are any Hispanics anchoring primetime shows, even if there are.

In honor of what would have been John Lennon's 70th birthday, Google UK created a video to the tune of "Imagine." While Lennon probably never thought his song would be used as a corporate advertisement, it is a lovely gesture.

Well, who knows about now, but back at the beginning of her career she certainly wouldn't have. In an interview with Elle, the wispy actress talks about an uncomfortable casting couch situation early in her acting days. She said no!

After leaving a voice message for a union official, Jerry Brown chatted with someone who called his opponent Meg Whitman a "whore." "I'm going to use that," Brown responds. Too bad he didn't hang up the phone in between. Updated.

"I'm not trying to make excuses" former CNN anchor Rick Sanchez said to GMA's George Stephanpoulos this morning, before launching into a slew of them. Pretty typical, but he has a lot of other issues on his mind.

Puffy, halo-haired hypocrite xenophobe Lou Dobbs is absolutely outraged that The Nation would correctly report that he employed illegal immigrants as workers at his various palatial estates. What—do they want Lou Dobbs to start racial profiling?

Don't you hate it when you can't get a word in edgewise? Well, they were talking about something on Fox today and this poor guest just stuttered in the background while everyone yacked off. Trust me, this is hilarious.

Her star is fading so she's making ends meet by charging $20,000 for her "time" with wealthy gentlemen. This Real Housewife is trying to steal Kim Zolciak's girlfriend. Girlfriend thief is the world's second oldest profession.

Not surprising, but still awful! About 100 Wal-Mart stores across this hideous nation are selling copies of Chased by an Elephant, the Gospel Truth about Today's Stampeding Sexuality, a kid's book about defeating one's homosexuality, like the author's son "did."