Juan Rodriguez, the man who streaked President Obama in Philly yesterday, will get the $1 million prize from Battlecam.com if video evidence shows Rodriguez met the conditions required of the stunt. Those lewdness charges were worth it! [Related]

Those free HuffPo buses are actually quite expensive, Doctor Who in America, and the full poster for this year's Halloween-themed Simpsons episode—inside!

Robert Fleming, USA Today's deputy page one editor, has died at the age of 53.

Meryl Streep has been described as one of the best actresses of our time. Did her impression of Julia Child in Julie and Julia live up to that title? Check out the clip for Julia/Meryl comparisons and judge for yourself!

In the wake of its most infamous employee's dramatic job walk-off in August, JetBlue's passenger traffic increased by 15 percent in September compared to last year. Maybe Steven Slater was good PR, after all?

TONIGHT: A lot! We've got new episodes of Lie to Me, The Real Housewives of Atlanta, The Event, Mike & Molly, Chase, Hawaii Five-0, Dancing with the Stars, HIMYM, House, Chuck, Rules of Engagement, The Big C, and much more!

So hot-shot MIT economist Peter Diamond won a Nobel Prize in Economics today, remember? Good for him. Now can the single senator who's blocked Diamond's confirmation to the Federal Reserve board for months, over a lack of qualifications, maybe reconsider that?

Wausau, Wisconsin police arrested a 40 year-old man who "plunged into the Wisconsin River while chasing a one-legged goose." He told police he "wanted to catch the bird and roast it." He'd reportedly "been drinking heavily before the stunt." [Pic]

The abortion debate has devolved to the zygote version of a LOLCat. A lady got an ultrasound, and her unborn child looked like it was smiling. Thus, "a baby can experience feelings such as happiness" earlier than previously thought.

Today at Gawker.TV, watch Mark Zuckerberg refuse to shake Geraldo Rivera's hand, The View ladies agree that Carl Paladino is an ass, Community's hidden storyline, highlights from The Soup, and a look back at Brett Favre's foreshadowing career in acting.

Congratulations to josephd for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Where did he go? Nobody knows. Also today: a fitting role for Al Pacino, a new enemy for Spider-Man, some bad Fran Drescher news, and an update about everyone's favorite two-namer, Kris Kristofferson.

We hear that, despite abominable ratings, The Good Guys has managed to avoid cancellation thanks to its low budget. Perhaps FOX enjoys that it's an excellent platform for scene-stealing guest stars? Also: experimental product placement!

Most cats run away from vacuums, but this cat cleverly realizes that shop vacuums are excellent for back-scratches and massages. If only more cats understood, owners would have a lot less shedded fur to deal with...

The Way We Live Now: finally being recognized for our brilliance. Winning the Nobel Prize in Economics while the global economy's as shitty as this is a lot like winning Juiciest Cow at the Slaughterhouse. It's...an honor.

Mike White is President of DTV, owner of a private jet, controller of satellites, and an expert on consumer brand strategy. On Undercover Boss, he tackles the ins and outs of phone service by first learning to use proper pronouns.

Carl Paladino is currently "Under fire, child," (as Whoopi Goldberg said) for, well, being a homophobic idiot. On today's episode of The View, the ladies discussed Paladino's reprehensible anti-gay statements, and—in a first, really—they were all in agreement.

Sean Parker and Dustin Moskovitz have donated a total of $170,000 to support California's Proposition 19 to legalize marijuana. In so doing, the old friends of Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg have become two of pot legalization's best friends.

Fun-lovin' rich gals Meg Whitman and Carly Fiorina, California's Republican nominees for governor and senator, respectively, really lived large this weekend: They opened a joint appearance with Hispanic leaders by taking tequila shots! Impressed, Hispanics? Tequila is your "water," right?

The star and creator of Nick Swardson's Pretend Time appeared on Late Night on Friday to chat with Jimmy about his new Comedy Central show. What's to come on Pretend Time? Gay Robots, a Donkey Sex Bar, and Wheelchair Cat!