After general internet outrage over its aggressively unimaginative rebranding, clothing chain the Gap will revert back to its similarly boring "blue box" logo. People who call themselves "design nerds" can now go back to complaining about Comic Sans.

San Jose Mercury News reporter Chris O'Brien was skeptical of the link between mobile phones and brain tumors. Then he talked to a Harvard professor, and started reading — not just research, but his frighteningly cautious BlackBerry manual.

Tonight—at 8:00 PM on ABC, and for two *live* hours—the remaining nine celebrities from this season of Dancing with the Stars will sashay on the ballroom floor for the judges' scores and your votes. Your open thread, inside.

When a gigantic banner with Kenny's face is unveiled, Kenny F*cking Powers isn't okay with the end result. It's grainy and the resolution is off. Inside, Kenny Powers explains the difference between .jpg's and .tiff files.

[Barack Obama catches one of the students featured in the documentary "Waiting for 'Superman'" making himself at home in the Oval Office before their presidential meet-and-greet today. Image via Getty]

A lady fainted during Bill Clinton's remarks at a rally for trigger-happy West Virginia Senate candidate Joe Manchin today. Clinton very modestly said that he's too old now to make gals swoon, but c'mon: he'll privately take credit. Video below.

Herschel Walker won the Heisman Trophy in 1982, and played many years of professional football afterward. Yet he still looks great and has decided to punish his body (and his opponents) some more.

There may be a YouTube campaign telling gay teens their lives will improve, but here's a funny video made by a "former bully." It seems that being a homophobic jerk isn't cool when you're older. Just ask Carl Paladino!

Be scared, Democrats, because Daddy's taking the credit card away. That's right: George Soros, the billionaire financier who's bankrolled many Democratic victories in previous years, isn't donating to them this year, saying that even he can't stop the Republican "avalanche."

After 11 years of marriage, Courteney Cox and David Arquette have allegedly split.

For some, riding a scooter at a fast clip is enough to get the adrenaline pumping and riding backwards would be heart attack inducing. For this guy, riding backwards is just the beginning. Watch him own the road inside.

Sure, she got famous by releasing a sex tape, but it took these photos from the new issue of W to remind us there is nothing more beautiful in the world than Kim Kardashian's naked posterior. The NSFW pics inside.

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino appeared on today's episode of Ellen to talk about his gig on Dancing With the Stars. He talked about his experiences on the show so far, his partner Karina Smirnoff, and treated us to a dance.

Live from this random guy's house, it's Man vs. Dog! Watch as owner and pet go head-to-head in a multi-round food eating competition—including spaghetti and meatballs, roast beef, carrots, and more—and find out who comes out on top.

And Gawker.TV Celebrity Twitter Chatter is back! Once again, with your daily look into the twitterific lives of our favorite celebs.

Today we looked at crazy Carl Paladino's wonderful words on gay people. And one commenter, in reaction, and perhaps in honor of National Coming Out Day, created a lovely image of Paladino with some of his brethren.

Yesterday, Juan James Rodriguez streaked in front of President Obama in Philadelphia in order to win a $1 million prize from billionaire Alki David. What exactly went down? Find out inside by watching this new, close-up video of the incident.

Rich Iott, the congressional candidate who plays Nazi dress-up for purely educational purposes, said today that he's disappointed in GOP Rep. Eric Cantor for disowning him "before he had all the facts." Poor, poor Nazi dress-up candidate.

[Hayden Panettiere demonstrates the risk associated with awkward camera angles and puppy kisses at an "Alpha & Omega" screening.]

Since she's Brazilian, you'd expect the gal to demonstrate some aversion to clothing, but VH1's censors must've had their hands full [ahem] when Marcia leapt into this skirmish wearing nothing but her glasses.