Wild Goose Chase Ends Poorly 2.81K Hamilton Nolan 10/11/10 03:17PM Filed to: Crime Crime geese Wild goose chases Drunk People Intoxication Wausau, Wisconsin police arrested a 40 year-old man who "plunged into the Wisconsin River while chasing a one-legged goose." He told police he "wanted to catch the bird and roast it." He'd reportedly "been drinking heavily before the stunt." [Pic]