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After 9 hours driving from drug store to drug store, it hit me: no one sells Columbus Day decorations.Sun Oct 10 19:34:06 via web

Conan O'Brien
ConanOBrien

The whole point of Columbus day is to create a three-day weekend, establishing a de facto time slot for fall conventions. Nobody outside of elementary school celebrates Columbus.

Local bagel shop was robbed. I saw them changing the lox.Mon Oct 11 16:41:16 via Mobile Web

MikeDrucker
MikeDrucker

Stand-up Mike Drucker had a delicious, if not expensive, joke to tell.

If you think someone is really really really hot, you should describe them as an October 10, 2010.Sun Oct 10 18:21:48 via Twitter for Android

christine nangle
nanglish

Boy was it was hot yesterday, 10/10/10.

Back from Yale. Good show, but a notable lack of undergrad billionaires.Sun Oct 10 04:21:27 via web

Michael Ian Black
michaelianblack

Yes, but I bet there were quite a few future presidential candidates.

Flight attendant just handed me her panties. Oh wait. Just a napkin. Nevermind.Sun Oct 10 10:50:45 via Mobile Web

Rob Huebel
robhuebel