Prosecutors Will Seek Death Penalty for Dylann Roof in Charleston Church Shooting
Jay Hathaway · 09/03/15 05:20PMCop Sparks Huge Manhunt After Allegedly Shooting Up His Car, Calling in False Report
Andy Cush · 09/03/15 04:09PM
Police in Millis, Massachusetts, spent hours on Wednesday searching for a man who shot at a moving police cruiser, causing its driver to crash and the cruiser to catch fire. Today, the Millis Police Department said it believes that the officer who reported the shooting concocted an imaginary story about an attack after shooting at his own car.
Obama Jerks Off Fish by Accident
Kelly Conaboy · 09/03/15 03:30PMAs a lady it brings me no pleasure to tell you that yesterday while President Barack Obama was doing a little fishing in Dillingham, Alaska at Kanakanak Beach, a big salmon jizzed all over him. Our President: President Barack Obama.
Angry Trump Fans Keep Emailing This Poor Woman Whose Name Is Almost "Megyn Kelly"
Ashley Feinberg · 09/03/15 03:10PMKim Davis' Deputies Agree to Issue Same-Sex Marriage Licenses While She's Locked Up
Jay Hathaway · 09/03/15 02:53PMGoogle Docs will now type words you say except words like f***
Andy Cush · 09/03/15 02:22PMTeen Girls Give the Best Dating Advice On This Period Tracking App
Allie Jones · 09/03/15 02:00PM
My new favorite app is: myPill, a pink- and purple-colored period and birth control pill tracker that costs $4.99 in the app store. I bought it this week on the recommendation of my younger sister, and I’m glad I did. The price is probably not worth it for the main pill reminder feature—just set a regular alarm!—but it pays for itself considering how much good advice from teen girls is on there.
"Gone Girl" Kidnapping Suspect Confesses to Reporter Off the Record
Jay Hathaway · 09/03/15 01:24PM
Matthew Muller, the prime suspect in a California kidnapping that’s become known as the “Gone Girl” case because police initially believed the victim faked the crime, agreed to tell a reporter a few things “off the record” in a jailhouse interview. One of those things was apparently that he did it, Wired’s Kevin Poulsen reports.
Kentucky Clerk Kim Davis Jailed for Refusing to Issue Same-Sex Marriage Licenses
Andy Cush · 09/03/15 12:20PMAndy Cush · 09/03/15 11:58AM
“A rhythmic monologue to a musical accompaniment.” Ratter has a compilation of the ways in which baffled newspapers of the early 1980s described “rap music,” a hot new urban youth trend that was just beginning to gain national attention. Thirty years later, the New York Times has gotten just a little bit better at it.
France Can "Confirm With Certainty" That Plane Debris Belonged to MH370
Taylor Berman · 09/03/15 11:42AM
The piece of debris found in July on Reunion Island definitely belonged to missing Malaysia Airlines Flight 370, French prosecutors confirmed Thursday. Their announcement comes three weeks after Malaysia’s prime minister publicly “confirmed” the same thing, though France at the time—citing, in part, inexplicable barnacles and a missing ID plate—said further tests were needed to determine the debris’s origin.
DWI Barbie Jeep Girl, Please Drive Straight to My Heart
Sam Biddle · 09/03/15 11:30AMDumbass Tennessee Judge: If Gays Can Get Married, No One's Getting Divorced
Jay Hathaway · 09/03/15 10:02AMNew Orleans, Which Still Has a White League Monument, May Finally Remove Its White League Monument
Andy Cush · 09/03/15 09:52AM
Everyone knows that racism is over in America. We have a black president! Come on. Think about Oprah, and Jay Z is pretty famous too. What’s the problem, all those officially sanctioned monuments to violent white supremacist uprisings against the government? I mean, we’re working on taking them down. Baby steps.
Alabama Governor Robert Bentley Won't Say Whether He Fucked a Staffer
Jordan Sargent · 09/03/15 08:55AM
Last week, Dianne Bentley filed for divorce from her husband of 50 years, Robert Bentley, who has served as the Republican governor of Alabama since 2011. While Dianne Bentley’s initial petition refers to “an irretrievable breakdown” of her marriage, several Alabama media outlets—along with many local political insiders—have put forth a much more specific explanation: Dianne Bentley came to believe that her husband had an ongoing affair with a female staffer many decades his junior. No one involved—not the wife, the husband, or the alleged paramour—have attempted to refute the allegations.
Kentucky Clerk Who Refuses to Marry Gay Couples Is Headed to Federal Court
Andy Cush · 09/03/15 08:35AM
Kim Davis, the Kentucky county clerk who stopped issuing marriage licenses after the U.S. Supreme Court ruled in favor of same-sex marriage in June, is scheduled to appear in federal court this morning. If U.S. District Judge David Bunning holds Davis in contempt of court, she may face fines or jail time.
Remember Concussion Director Peter Landesman's Sketchy, Unprovable Sex Trafficking Exposé?
Allie Jones · 09/03/15 08:00AM
Emails released in the Sony hack reveal that Concussion director and screenwriter Peter Landesman altered his upcoming film, which seeks to shed light on the deathly consequences faced by NFL players after getting hit in the head repeatedly, to prevent possible legal action by the NFL. Landesman, a former journalist for The New York Times Magazine, admitted as much to the Times on Tuesday, explaining that he wanted to be careful with the facts and evidence presented in his movie to protect its credibility.
Reports: The Two Vice News Reporters Arrested in Turkey Have Been Released
Taylor Berman · 09/03/15 07:33AM
Jake Hanrahan and Philip Pendlebury, the two Vice News journalists arrested on terror charges in Turkey last week, have been released, according to Turkish officials who spoke with the Associated Press and CNN Turk. The journalists’ Iraqi fixer and translator, Mohammed Rasool, reportedly remains in prison.