DWIs are fucked up and bad, but driving a tiny electric toy car after your real wheels are taken from you is fucked up and great? What I’m trying to say is Texas State student Tara Monroe is maybe the antihero we deserve.

According to the San Antonio Express-News, where many would see simply a white girl problem, Monroe saw a white girl solution:

Tara Monroe, an industrial engineering junior, said her license was automatically suspended after refusing a breathalyzer test after a Waka Flocka concert. Her father drove to San Marcos from Kingwood, her hometown, to strip her of her vehicle, leaving her with a bike to get around.

“Riding a bike around campus sucks,” she told MySA.com. “Like really sucks.”

So, here we are:

This is probably just a viral ad campaign for Skittles or Raytheon or something, but I don’t care! I just don’t care!

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