Barack Obama and the Democrats are pretty unpopular, and unemployment — which correlates almost directly to presidential disapproval — isn't coming down anytime soon. So why does the White House feel so confident about Obama's reelection prospects?

Tribune Co. Clown-in-Chief Lee Abrams has been suspended after sending a poorly-timed memo linking to a video about "Sluts." By our reckoning, that was only the tenth-dumbest thing he's done since his reign of goofball memo terror began. ATTACK!

Despite his appearance being ridiculed on Family Guy last week, Jonathan Lipnicki is now quite the looker. He's got great abs and a good sense of humor about the whole Family Guy situation.

Russell Brand explained to the ladies of The View how his underwear got into Helen Mirren's possession. Barbara got a little carried away when he described his Helen Mirren bath fantasy. Watch the clip here:

Daniel Dighton is on trial for killing his parents for calling him lazy when he was hungover. He stabbed his father four times and his mother 20 times. So he's not that lazy. But he did have a killer hangover.

Today at Gawker.TV, the local woman who photographed the McDonalds burger speaks, the series premiere of Nick Swardson's Pretend Time, Billy Bush implies that Audrina Patridge is slutty, and Will Arnett gives a steamy shirtless carwash for Andy Richter's enjoyment.

Congratulations to Lazarou for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Vanity Fair is supposed to be a "cultural catalyst," a "magazine that provokes and drives the popular dialogue." Then why does it dedicate so many covers to dead ladies? Who's buying these issues? And why is it getting worse?

Yonni Barrios just became the 21st rescued Chilean miner. There's been lots of talk about Barrios, because he has a wife and a mistress. Inside, video of Barrios greeting the latter. Update: Was it his wife?! Nope. Definitely the mistress.

You probably already met him this summer in Inception, but meet him again! And again! Also today: Fox is really happy about a new Alien script and hopes Natalie Portman will be too, and Real Housewives of Rock 'n' Roll?

Marathon knees! Sports psychology! Biggest Loser workouts! Kettlebell ignorance! Football training! Booty fat! And the path to elite eliteness! It's your Wednesday Fitness Watch, where we watch your fitness—dismissively, jealously, or, both!

Jack Black and America Ferrera have teamed up to mock the GOP's extremist arguments against Healthcare Reform in this hilarious video, where Black plays a "professional mis-informant" who goes undercover to an elementary school to convince children to oppose Obamacare.

In a list of things he wants to donate to Haiti relief concert tour rider, the singer makes, if not crazy demands, at least very specific ones. Certain brands, certain flavors, and, most importantly, a certain ambiance. Y'know, classy like.

A gossipy new Christine O'Donnell profile investigates the men in her life—from the lawyer who bought her a house and frequently spent the night ("the walls upstairs are very thin") to her new male roommate: a Christian rocker.

Mr. T did a surprise entrance on Wendy Williams wearing his gold for the first time since Hurricane Katrina. While he now finds it disrespectful to flaunt his wealth, he knows that he needs to dress up for the Queen.

Syndicated hairpiece Pat Sajak, host of television's beloved Wheel of Fortune, is the most brilliant American conservative. And he has a novel idea to share: Should public employees really be allowed to vote?

His Palo Alto, California-based social network is valued at around $35 billion, but that doesn't mean 26-year-old Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg is ready to commit to something as, like, serious as a lease. He's happy as the world's richest hobo.

Bubbly blond TV personality Ryan Seacrest is selling the mansion he bought from Kevin Costner in 2006. His redecorating efforts even landed the "Casa di Pace" a spread in Architectural Digest! Wanna live in Mr. Infotainment's crib? Photos below.

Today Billy Bush implied that Audrina Patridge is a woman of loose morals. He stated she "must be agile" since she was on The Hills, and follows up her comment about "club dancing experience," inquiring if she means table dancing.

Ask, and ye shall receive: after his poorly-timed "Slut"-containing memo this week, Tribune Co.'s Chief Clown and Innovator, Lee Abrams, has been suspended. Memo below.