The latest civic institution being screwed up by bloggers: jury duty.

Check out Colin Quinn's haircut! Louis C.K. has hair on the top of his head! And Jon Stewart is sitting backwards on a chair! An opening segment from Caroline's Comedy Hour catches the three together in the writer's room.

A wedding to end all weddings on Sister Wives! The Browns came out as a polygamist family and the Browns officially welcomed Robyn into their family on tonight's episode of the creepiest show on television, Sister Wives.

Saudi Prince Walid bin Talal is one of the biggest shareholders of Rupert Murdoch's News Corp, owner of rabidly anti-"Ground Zero Mosque" Fox News. He's also a Muslim. Which side of the Prince's identity will win, do you think?

You might remember Dustin Lance Black for making you cry when he accepted his Best Original Screenplay Oscar for Milk. Recently, Black visited his high school in Northern California with the Homecoming Project to talk about anti-gay bullying and violence.

She wanted to do something for gay teens but her team convinced her staying in the closet would help her hit show. She could learn a lesson in confidence from this actress, who thinks she's the bee's knees.

A new explanation for Bieber's laser tag freak out emerges. Rooney Mara pierces her nipples. Kim Kardashian will never again go naked. Elin Nordegren got $110 million from Tiger? Monday gossip grapples with the bullying crisis afflicting our gay tweens.

Ohmigawd, the "Starbucks of the Future" is here! What distinguishes this futuristic utopian Starbucks from the hobo-sheltering Starbucks of today? More booze.

Done in the comedic-operatic style of 19th century playwrights Gilbert & Sullivan, this two-minute musical piece joyfully tackles the struggles President Obama has faced in his first term. The only time he lies is when he says he's quit cigarettes!

This season of Dexter isn't wasting any time getting to the main storyline. Last episode introduced Julia Styles as a victim of Boyd Fowler's. She also witnessed Dexter murder him. Now we see how she fits into the show.

Bad news, people who think pirates are entertaining from afar: global pirate attacks are down this year, thanks mostly to sharp reduction in the number of attacks off the coast of Somalia. Ironic "silver lining": the pirates have moved!

Since Prohibition has so far not stopped the Boardwalk Empire gang from getting their booze, there should be no problem with throwing a roaring St. Patrick's Day Eve celebration. Unfortunately, the St. Patrick celebration turns into a punching celebration.

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

Donald Trump's shitty Jones Beach restaurant idea, "Trump on the Ocean," still faces stiff local opposition and he's pissed: "I was going to build a magnificent building on the boardwalk that would have made Robert Moses envious and proud." Gross.

[The world's largest enchilada (on right) — 230 feet long and weighing 3,121 pounds — was made yesterday in Mexico City during the National Enchilada Fair, and was entered into the Guinness Book of World Records. Image via AP]

Osama bin Laden is "living in relative comfort" in Pakistan, says coalition that still can't find him.

In a lame attempt at being "cool," the Vatican's official newspaper, L'Osservatore Romano yesterday wrote, "Few people know it, and he does everything he can to hide it, but it is true: Homer J Simpson is a Catholic." Uh, ok.

A hiker in Washington's Olympic National Park was gored to death by a mountain goat while picnicking on Saturday. The goat was notoriously aggressive, and park rangers had been "hazing" the animal for years by shooting it with bean bags.

A D.A.R.E. anti-drug lesson about the "dangers" of marijuana made such an impression on a fifth grader that he brought his parents' joints to school and reported them. He's now been removed from his house by social services.

Tonight, Season 4 of Mad Men came to a close and instead of ending with the pain and misery that was hinted at nearly every week, we got something rather different, something kinda close to happy. What's going on?