[Kristen Stewart, whose makeup always seems to be pretty good doesn't it?, leaving Nobu in New York last night. Photo via Splash]

This tiny tiny kitten will make you coo and hit replay multiple times as she randomly attempts to remove herself from under the hand, but instead promptly falls asleep within seconds.

Steven Slater, the JetBlue flight attendant who walked off the job via inflatable slide, pleaded guilty today to two counts of criminal mischief. He will avoid jailtime by undergoing therapy and substance abuse treatment. Slater previously self-identified as an alcoholic.

A casting call has gone out looking for seven people to go work at a Florida nudist colony and have their lives taped, to figure out what happens when people stop being polite and start being naked all the time.

Saudi prince Saud Abdulaziz bin Nasser al Saud has been found guilty of strangling and beating his servant to death in a London hotel last February, in a drunken attack with "a sexual element." He'll be sentenced tomorrow. [BBC]

Currently they're playing nice while the divorce is hammered out and the secrets swept under the rug. This musician is trying to ruin his bandmate's marriage by sending hookers to his house. Sorry, that's not an irreconcilable difference.

Taylor Swift writes an angry song about an older man named John. Anne Hathaway "cried everyday" filming sex scenes with Jake Gyllenhaal. Christina Aguilera's inevitable lesbian divorce rumors arrive. Tuesday gossip sings for its supper.

If, like many elitist heathens, you consider a megachurch in Orange County to be one of the most objectionable things your imagination could ever conjure up, you'll be impolitely happy to hear that the Crystal Cathedral is bankrupt. (Financially).

The greatest part of Morning Joe is Joe Scarborough's talent for maturely articulating his points and respecting his co-hosts. His second talent is yelling. Joe's vocal frenzy this morning was created by his fear for Mika's safety from "foreigners."

Louis Bantle, the former marketing director and chairman of U.S. Tobacco, died earlier this month at the age of 81 from emphysema and lung cancer. Bantle was most famous for convincing millions of teenagers to dip.

Feeling lost? Searching for the bigger purpose of life? Watch these science superstars (including Bill Nye) harmonize about the universe. Watch out, Kanye! We're feeling the depths of the Discovery Channel's awesomeness.

The New York Times Co.'s revenues dropped about 3% in the third quarter, as rising digital ad revenue (+15%) failed to offset declining print ad revenue (-6%). Analysts are disappointed. This is the new normal, FYI.

How did Gawker.TV do this week? Flippin' fantastic! We're up to 5,733 Twitter followers (up 4.14%), 1,760 Tumblr followers (up 0.74%) and 6,498 Facebook fans (up 15.36%)! This week's hot topics? Click through to see!

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

"A lot of people talk about the romantic sound of pulling a cork," says wine-on-tap purveyor Hardy Wallace, as he shows NPR his bottle-free wine. The thought of "tasting" from a tap is just, dear lord, horrifying. But it's eco-friendly!

[A Tea Party supporter tosses conservative firebrand Sarah Palin a puppy named Sophie for an autograph at a rally yesterday in Reno, Nevada. Image via AP]

The mean old British cat bin lady was fined £250 today for being an awful person.

The Department of Justice had to formally tell a bunch of xenophobic arsonists in Tennessee that yes, Islam is a recognized religion here in America. They're upset about a new mosque and are being encouraged by this prick. [Tennesseean]

Who: America's favorite post-op transsexual, Lepore is a ubiquitous figure on the downtown NYC nightlife scene and a muse to superstar photographer David LaChapelle.

There are lots of somewhat disturbing studies out about children's online presence, and the adult creepiness that inevitably follows. Like this guy, and this guy, and this guy. Are oversharing parents endangering their children? Taiwan's Next Media Animation finds out!