Minneapolis employees of the sandwich chain Jimmy John's are currently trying to unionize, which the New York Times calls "one of the few efforts to organize fast-food workers in American history." Is such a thing even possible?

Kevin Jonas, the freakiest member of funk-metal band The Jonas Brothers, is selling his Westlake, Texas home for $2.2 million. Imagine the insane sexual craziness that went down between those walls. I'll bet you can almost smell the debauchery.

Using only sounds from the first four seasons of the show, the artist POGO has concocted this remix in the vein of his previous mixes (Alice in Wonderland). It's a little spooky, but matches the subject matter, doesn't it?

Delaware Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell told Good Morning America today that she regrets saying "I'm not a witch" to open her first ad, because instead of killing the rumor, it just inflamed it. Imagine! Give that campaign manager a raise.

Don't get too upset that tonight is the second season finale of Jersey Shore. The reality show's producer reveals that it will return to the air shortly (this January) and promises the next season will be better than ever.

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This is one of the longest, most intricate, and coolest contraptions you could ever build your kid. Watch a Micro Machines car zip through and loop around a course that most definitely did not come with an instructions manual.

Last month, University of Wisconsin-Whitewater student Lauren Meyer was attacked for wearing an American Apparel "Legalize Gay" t-shirt. Now, AA's taken out a full-page ad (click to enlarge) decrying the violence. And, you know, selling some shirts. Synergy. [Queerty] UPDATED:

Forget bedbugs. Those are old news. The new news? The new, terrible news? Stink bugs. And that's a scientific name. Creatures that emit a foul odor when scared have been increasingly found in New York lately. We're moving.

No report yet on if this actually aired for FOX's Dallas affiliate, but it seems like they're getting tired of referring viewers to their Facebook page (and all other social media sites) at the end of every show.

Since the recession hit and print started dying in earnest, magazines have been...let's say, loosening their standards on the editorial-advertising divide. Now, in a bid to maintain relevance, the American Society of Magazine Editors has updated its ethical guidelines. HMMMM.

Dianna Agron would rather wear warpaint. Christina Aguilera's mysterious trip to the ER. Kanye West replaces his teeth with diamonds. Thursday gossip "just thought they were cooler."

Rachel Bloom is "the sexiest woman around right now." She sat down to talk about musical theater, comedy writing, and what it's like to meet the old man you told everybody you want blow in your car.

His date canceled when she discovered him talking dirty to another woman. This actor's daughter keeps ruining things on set, and this politician's abortion might be brought up by her opponent. Kids ruin things even if you don't have them.

What's the latest in Bell, California, America's Most Corrupt Town? The eight Bell officials arrested for looting the city's coffers are due in court today. An audit found they were greedier than expected. And they're being chased by a clown!

Els Clottemans, a 26 year-old mentally unstable Belgian skydiver, has been sentenced to 30 years for murdering a woman with whom she shared a lover by disabling the woman's parachute. Love triangles in parachute clubs are a dangerous game.

This morning, Deanna Favre—wife of the subject of an NFL investigation regarding his allegedly inappropriate texts to a Jets employee—appeared on GMA. When asked about the scandal, Deanna looked to a higher power for an explanation. Watch inside.

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

To handle unredacted names in Wikileaks' Afghan War document release in July, the Pentagon set up a 120-member Information Review Task Force. Now they're worried about Iraqi informants in the big upcoming leak: "Maybe no one's name will be released."

France is still totally going off over the government's plan to up the retirement age from 60 to 62. Here, high schoolers in Lyon flip a car, which looks way more fun than going to class. [Image via AP]