[Taylor Swift promotes her new album in London. According to today's New York Times, jury is still out on whether her song, "Dear John," is really about John Mayer. Image via Splash]

MySpace shares user data with advertisers, too, if anyone cares.

Certified nutcase Carl Paladino, who is running for governor of New York as a Tea Party Patriot, has been battered by the many ridiculous things he's said and done. Now his hometown newspaper, the Buffalo News, is endorsing Andrew Cuomo.

GOProud is the gay Republican organization who loves it when Ann Coulter spits in their face. But at least we can relate to their political ads. Here's a Real Housewives-themed ad that casts Democrats as the Real Democrats of D.C.

Do you just love Market Pantry's Beef Sticks (Original flavor)? Put them down, now. The company is recalling 3,000 pounds in Wisconsin after people found pieces of glass in them. Damn. Eating glass sounds, um, really painful. [ABC7]

The Loebner Prize is an annual contest to see who can create the most human-like "chatbot" program. This year's winner, Suzette, actually managed to fool a judge into thinking it was human! Let's see what Suzette has to say.

[An unimpressed woman looks at a man in zombie garb during the Sydney Zombie Walk today in Australia. Image via Getty]

Pedro Lopez, an unemployed security guard, has won the first Spanish National Siesta Championship and its 1,000-euro prize. He slept 17 minutes in the middle of a mall, while issuing a 70 decibel snore. Our kind of contest!

SNL flirts with the difficulty of live television every episode, sometimes tripping up lip-syncing starlets and sometimes letting fly an occasional f-bomb. Last night, during a sketch, host Emma Stone attempted a complicated maneuver that exposed a nipple.

Today's edition of the Toronto Star is actually worth reading for one reason: It was guest edited by the Dalai Lama. Here's a video of His Holiness' thought process while deciding what went into the paper's Sunday edition.

Kanye West's 34-minute epic music video, "Runaway," will seem genius to people who think Kanye West is a genius, and stupid to people who think Kanye West is stupid. That's just how these things work. But it's definitely worth seeing!

For the second time in two days, Somali pirates have seized a commercial boat, this time boarding the German freight ship Beluga Fortune. Yesterday, pirates seized a liquefied gas tanker, also off the coast of Kenya. They're back! [AP]

The Brett Favre sexting scandal has permeated many arenas of pop culture (even 30 Rock). And tonight, it leaped into yet another one with its own sketch on SNL. Watch as Jason Sudekis' Favre pitches his "open fly jeans."

Wikileaks' Iraq War Logs reveal that small amounts of WMD were found in Iraq.

Bigfoot invited Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman of Mythbusters over for an interview, and boy does he have an attitude problem. He disses the Discovery channel, calls Jamie a "French walrus," and asks if they think he's real.

Lindsay Lohan could only keep putting up bail for so long. Katy Perry and Russell Brand's wedding was ridiculous. Celine Dion and Matt Damon both had kids (but not together.) Sunday Gossip Roundup is a bundle of joy.

Is Williamsburg ditching Dov Charney for Jesus?

Four-year-old Isabella has probably driven her parents crazy listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack on repeat, but we think she's adorable! We particularly love her use of the dramatic pause around the one-minute mark.

Some staffers at the DC bureau of ABC News aren't happy with the August hiring of "distant outsider" Christiane Amanpour to take over the Sunday talk show, "This Week." They really just wanted a boring DC insider. Boo hoo.

Sleazy Elmo is back in Times Square, pestering tourists and creeping out parents with his awful stench and touchy-feely ways. One tourist told the Daily News, "that furry red thing was too aggressive. I think it swore at me."