Unemployed Security Guard Named World Siesta Champion 6.86K Adrian Chen 10/24/10 12:48PM Filed to: Winners Winners Spain Europe siestas Pedro Lopez, an unemployed security guard, has won the first Spanish National Siesta Championship and its 1,000-euro prize. He slept 17 minutes in the middle of a mall, while issuing a 70 decibel snore. Our kind of contest!