Do you need a cyst removed from your testicles? I'd maybe avoid Dr. Sulieman Al Hourani, who mistakenly cut out a patient's testicle "literally as the nurse turned away." He also once injected himself with leftover painkillers. But nobody's perfect!

This is not for everybody! Even as he trudges through a tough crowd, it's easy to recognize the wit that got the attention of bigger acts like Whitest Kids U Know and 30 Rock. Check out his Harrison Ford impression.

"Craziness in the sky," an intrepid tipster emails us. "There are some sort of flying hovering bright objects above the Queensboro bridge." Have the Manhattan UFOs returned from their sojourn to El Paso? Or is some kind of viral-marketing stunt?

Your iPhone can be unlocked with a very simple cheat code, giving access to your voice mails and call history. Fun.

Digg will cut 25 of 67 staff, said the social news site's new CEO. Users and executives have been defecting, but Digg will still have 10 times as many staff as rival Reddit. Now it just needs Reddit's outsized momentum.

Tonight—at 8:00 PM on ABC, and for two *live* hours—the remaining seven celebrities from this season of Dancing with the Stars will sashay on the ballroom floor for the judges' scores and your votes. Your open thread, inside.

[A man in an elaborate Iron Man costume went on a walking tour of London today, much to the confusion of onlookers. Image via Splash]

Everybody enjoys an exciting round of dominoes, and what better platform to use than good, old-fashioned books? Check out this cheery, book-friendly video from Arizona bookstore chain Bookmans. Who knew that real books could be cooler than eBooks?

Darth Vader was a respectable, cultured, and elegant man.—at least it sounds that way in this rendition of his theme. Watch as pianist Richard Grayson takes a Vader-meets-Beethoven suggestion from an audience member and plays away (awesomely).

Bayly & Moore® are a New Zealand production team that has taken a simple idea and knocked it out of the park. Your wedding as a stop motion video. Yes, you could be this happy!

Asked how her daughter went from cherubic medical anomaly to cold-blooded killer, the mother of 'Hiccup Girl' Jennifer Mee mused, "Where things went wrong I do not know." But she believes the "curse of the hiccups" is where it began.

New York's tyrannical mayor Michael Bloomberg, after winning his third term, now strongly supports an NYC ballot measure to restore the two-term limit. The explanation: "A spokesman says Bloomberg only supported three terms for himself, because the situation was extraordinary."

In the criminal pecking order, "Facebook games burglar" probably comes close to last. But that isn't stopping the Italian authorities from investigating the burglary of a virtual home belonging to a 44-year-old Facebook user living in Sicily.

Your daily look into the twitterific lives of our favorite celebs.

Today we looked at a beautiful politician who figured short people can't be in the military, so why do gays be allowed in? Many of you responded. In particular, one with a quippy one-liner, another with a moving personal story.

A violent rapist stalking Park Slope? No, just a "damn game of telephone" on the internet. Woops.

Wikileaks released another enormous trove of classified military records on Friday, thumbing its nose at an outraged Pentagon and seeming to stand bravely for freedom of information. But this time they agreed to self-censor some information, and they overdid it.

CBS had NASCAR CMO Steve Phelps go undercover for a day! Natch, he was made to look like an idiot, because that's what Undercover Boss is all about: making company officers look like idiots. Watch him change a tire inside.

Author Jonathan Franzen had what he claims was a "delightful" meeting with Barack Obama in the White House today, to talk about whatever. Hopefully Obama finished that copy of Freedom he illicitly accepted at a Martha's Vineyard bookstore beforehand.

A town in northern Spain is imposing fines on prostitutes who work along a stretch of rural road if they don't wear reflective vests. They say the hookers pose a traffic hazard. But how will they make orange sexy?