Everyone's favorite World Cup-predicting octopus, Paul, died today at the Sea Life Center in Oberhausen, Germany. Officials say he passed "peacefully in his sleep," and that a monument would be erected in his honor. Rest in peace, buddy. [Der Spiegel]

A 10-year-old Chinese boy on Monday fell from the window of his family's 20th floor apartment and miraculously survived by crashing through the rear windshield of a car. China's Xinhua News reports a pillow in the backseat cushioned his head.

The most recognizable (and best spectacled) member of Saddam Hussein's inner circle, ex-foreign minister Tariq Aziz, was sentenced to death by an Iraqi court today for "eliminating Islamic parties" during Hussein's rule. Aziz knew he was doomed. [Al Jazeera]

New Yorker cartoonist Leo Cullum, who drew for the magazine for 33 years, died of cancer on Saturday. He was 68.

Who: A fixture on the New York social scene, Palermo is best known for her role alongside Whitney Port on the now-canceled MTV reality show The City.

[Monday was the 25th anniversary of Doc Brown being gunned down by Libyan terrorists in Back to the Future, and the cast—including actors Christopher Lloyd and Michael J. Fox—had a little reunion. Photo via AP.]

A 21-year-old amateur tattoo artist is being charged with two counts of assault after giving his friend a penis tattoo. A fifteen-inch-long penis tattoo, alongside "a slogan implying he was gay." And all he wanted was a yin-yang!

A woman protesting against Kentucky Republican Senate candidate Rand Paul outside Monday night's debate was dragged to the ground and had her head "stomped" by a sneaker-wearing old man. Kentucky: You need to take a chill pill.

This might not be The Dougie, but Yung Humma and Flynt Flossy's newest club banger, Let Me Smang It, could be the next dance craze to sweep America.

Martha Stewart—and a Halloween-themed "buffet" that costs more than your rent—just visited The Tonight Show to craft with Jay Leno. Stewart showed off her festive contacts, talked about dogs/dating, lovably lectured Leno, and more! The best moments, inside.

The Taiwanese studio behind those computer-animated news re-enactments has finally gone too far: They've killed Gawker, in a senseless hit-and-run engineered by a whip-wielding Arianna Huffington. And all we wanted to do was go to the Jon Stewart rally!

Tonight's Gossip Girl was full of cameos from the likes of Ivanka Trump and Isaac Mizrahi. However, the biggest cameo came from sartorial sage Tim Gunn stopping by for Jenny Humphrey's Parsons admission interview.

Nene's surgery episode has arrived, and girlfriend looks good and keeps everyone laughing while she's recovering. You may have thought nothing could overshadow Nene on Real Housewives of Atlanta, but Phaedra's baby shower has everything from ballerinas to big hats.

[A model wears a creation of Mexican designer Gianfranco Reni at the Mercedes-Benz DFashion show in Mexico City. Technically, though, that's a shark jaw, right? So it's not really Reni's "creation," so much as... God's. Photo via AP.]

Tonight, Larry King gave us an epic #OldPeople moment when asking Julian Assange why he left an interview with CNN International's Atika Shubert. Basically, King saw footage of the previous walkout... and mistook it for a live shot. Watch inside.

Tonight, The Daily Show returned with the first of a week of shows from Washington, DC. Immediately, Jon Stewart took both NPR—for its boring spinelessness—and Fox News—for its revenge-hungry personalities—to task over the Juan Williams fiasco. Video inside.

You may know Margaret Atwood as a Canadian novelist and poet, author of The Handmaid's Tale and Oryx and Crake. Did you know she also designs superhero costumes? Or, she did this year—for two of her Twitter followers.

After returning home to Detroit, Nancy finds out that she can't sell hash to kids who just want to dance. Of course, she finds another way to make a living...but nothing is ever easy is it?

Afghan President Hamid Karzai admitted to receiving bags of cash from Iran. Don't worry! He says it's "normal."

Lillian McEwen, the book-touting former girlfriend (as in, way former) of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, previously said he was addicted to porn. On tonight's Larry King Live, another revelation: apparently, quitting alcohol made Thomas go absolutely cray-cray! Video inside.