Thintervention: The Final Workout

nightintern · 10/26/10 02:45PM

It only took 13 weeks of screaming and bacon-avoiding, but—on last night's Thintervention finale—Jackie Warner's D-listers finally lost the pounds! How did Warner reward them? With such encouraging words as,"You're not the fat boy now!" Watch inside.

Sexxxy Criminal and GOP Agitator James O'Keefe Drops Hot New Video

John Cook · 10/26/10 02:34PM

Little Jimmy O'Keefe, the video fabulist who killed ACORN, tried to break into a senator's phone system and creepily plotted to seduce a CNN reporter, has a new video out. This time he caught teachers talking cavalierly about their students!

InstyMeds: Harbinger of the Robot Uprising?

nightintern · 10/26/10 02:30PM

Today on The Doctors, the world was introduced to InstyMeds, a prescription vending machine. A little information, and out come your drugs! Citizens and luddites beware, this machine controls your health and well being. And it will control you, too.

Facebook Launches an iPhone War from a Secret Bunker

Ryan Tate · 10/26/10 01:12PM

It's an incredible sneak attack, even by Silicon Valley standards: Fed up with the iPhone and immersed in trash talk, Facebook executives have reportedly created a secret bunker from which to develop a shadowy new phone platform.