Jenny McCarthy on Discovering Masturbation

Christopher Han · 10/29/10 04:28PM

Jenny McCarthy discovered the art of self-pleasure with the help of her teddy bear Tubby. It helped lessen the guilt by having someone else take the religious load off her shoulders. A generation of teenage boys thanked her.

Time Boldly Declares Tuesday's Winners

Jim Newell · 10/29/10 03:54PM

The cover of Time's election preview issue reads, "How a new breed of Republicans tapped into voter rage and upset the Establishment—but can they govern?" More pertinently, can half of the candidates on Time's cover win their elections?

The Case of the Indian Indian on Outsourced

Christopher Han · 10/29/10 03:41PM

During his Halloween party, Todd made time to dispense a quick one-liner regarding his Indian guests wearing Indian (Native-American) costumes. Also inside, how do sexual bases compare when cricket only has two bases?

Enter the Gawker Halloween Costume Contest—If You Dare

Brian Moylan · 10/29/10 03:12PM

If you're anything like us, you've spent the last few weeks conceptualizing and constructing your Halloween costume. Why let all that hard work go to waste when you could post some pictures here and win a prize?

McDonald's Tells Employees to Vote Republican

Max Read · 10/29/10 02:59PM

Employees at an Ohio McDonald's franchise received a nice letter along with their paychecks the other week, just reminding them that elections are coming. And, oh, that if they want to keep getting raises and benefits, they should vote Republican.