On Saturday night, SNL jumped on the Back to the Future bandwagon, bringing us a look at some discarded screentests from the new DVD release. SNL posits Eddie Murphy as Marty McFly and Robin Williams as Doc Brown, among others.

To the standard "Subway nightmares" list of being pushed onto the tracks, sitting on nasty seats, or just embarrassing yourself, we can add: leaning out over the tracks and having a train hit you in the head. It happens.

Is this "Talk to the Hand" challenge a variation on the old CCD trick to get young minds to grasp the concept of an eternity in Hell? Watch Brittanya the she-devil add another horny male soul to her collection.

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

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Scientists have concluded that male wasp spiders, who only get laid once or twice during their short lives, prefer to do it with virgins. Is that really so much to ask for, since they're usually eaten by their partners? [LiveScience]

Canadian Gitmo prisoner Omar Khadr, who was captured at age 15, will serve eight more years behind bars.

Results from a new survey suggest that a majority of women (in Britain) believe that former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher is the most influential woman in the world. She even beat out Oprah! (What?) And Mother Teresa.

Indonesia's Mount Merapi volcano erupted again today — the biggest one yet — for several hours but no injuries were reported. Mount Merapi is one of 22 volcanoes being closely monitored for increased activity. Indonesia just can't catch a break.

Remember Bumfights, the deeply depressing 2002 video featuring homeless men goaded into doing stupid things like fighting each other and getting "Bumfights" tattoos? Well, the video's biggest "star" isn't a bum anymore—though he still has his infamous tattoo.

A successful rescue at an Iraqi church captured by militants ended with 39 dead hostages.

An Australian named Thomas John Collins spent a "stint in the cells" last week after calling his judge "mate." Twice. And then, when the judge demanded Collins call him "sir or your honour," Collins replied, "okay mate." Bad idea. [via]

According to a new study from a former UK chief drugs adviser, alcohol is more harmful to users and to wider society than heroin or crack, and all three are far more harmful than cannabis, ecstasy, or magic mushrooms.

[Cranes flying south for the winter, at sunset in Germany. Photo via AP.]

A Cuba-bound jet was diverted to Baltimore due to an "odor in the cabin." No, not that kind of odor.

Dilma Rousseff, the Worker's Party candidate for President of Brazil, defeated opponent Jose Serra of the Brazilian Social Democratic Party with 56 percent of the vote, becoming Brazil's first female president. Not bad for a former guerilla fighterformer guerilla fighter.

Daily Show host Jon Stewart would beat The Colbert Report's Stephen Colbert in a presidential election by a resounding 42 percent to 22 percent. If, you know, the two comedians were actually running for president, against each other.

According to their lawyers, Dharun Ravi and Molly Wei, the Rutgers first-years accused of webcam-spying on Ravi's roommate Tyler Clementi days before Clementi's suicide, didn't see Clementi having sex—and therefore, the attorneys say, the charges won't hold up.

In the English language, there are words that have multiple meanings. Jon Dore shows us that a handful of these words have been ruined for future use, by racists, who use them in ways not originally intended.

With a little bit of clever video editing, these hamsters start in a 3 x 3 formation and disperse randomly. Then they get their act together and do whatever it is that hamsters in balls do: be really cute.