How great is oral sex? So great that it increases the likelihood that teens who engage in it will have vaginal sex as well. This means oral sex is the marijuana of sex: A gateway to the good stuff.

During tonight's Countdown, Keith Olbermann made a major announcement: effective immediately, he's suspending the show's "Worse/Worser/Worst Person in the World" segment, with an aim at eventually killing it altogether. What brought Olbermann to this decision? Jon Stewart, naturally! Watch inside.

If you watch TV, you've probably seen references to this year's campaign season and the fact that it's the "nastiest ever." Is it really, though? Nope—and these mock ads (using real quotations) from the 1800 election prove it.

A federal appeals court will allow the military to continue expelling gay and lesbian soldiers under "Don't Ask, Don't Tell," siding with the government over the judge who ruled against the policy. So, for now, don't ask, or tell.

This is Seth Rogen before his voice dropped. In this act he focuses a lot on Jewish humor, like his grandparents and summer camp. To be fair he's only 13 in this video, so it's actually quite impressive!

[A liberal tot tries to hide from Republican Senate candidate Carly Fiorina outside a GOP phone bank in California today. Image via Getty]

Tonight—at 8:00 PM on ABC—the remaining six celebrities from this season of Dancing with the Stars will sashay on the ballroom floor for the judges' scores and your votes. Also: the 200th episode celebration! Your open thread, inside.

Though last year it was January 19th, this year Britain has declared that today, November 1st, is their most depressing day of the year. On account of the approaching cold and dark, consuming everyone. At least it's almost over, guys!

Haven't gotten your fill of ironic political signs from this weekend's Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear? Below, one packed four-minute montage that should finally sate your appetite for cheeky takes on our terrible American political lexicon.

Rachael Ray asks why Kim Kardashian is reportedly dating John Mayer when she told her to date a gardner! Kris Jenner explains that Kim is loving single life, then asks the audience to hand over their cute sons. Watch inside.

Today we provided you with a little midterm madness preview. How will it go down in certain states, including the war-torn Nevada? One commenter provided some photographic supposition.

2012 presidential gossip has already driven Sarah Palin into an awesome state of sarcastic fury, hours after Politico wrote — with help from anonymous operatives — that the GOP Establishment wants to destroy her. She really didn't like that article.

And now, your daily look into the twitterific lives of our favorite celebs!

Police suspect Steven Spader, 18, in a gruesome New Hampshire machete murder. Partly because they found a wallet connected to the victims in a bag with a sweatshirt bearing the writing "This is Steve's sweatshirt. Steve who is awesome." [AP]

You'd think that Dan and Jack would be no match for a catsuit-clad female assassin, but fortunately, their bumbling incompetence is the last thing this professional hit-woman expects out of an adversary.

Judging by a new lineup of shows, the OWN network is going to be unfortunate. Also today: The Walking Dead performed spectacularly, The Great Gatsby casting mystery continues, and Annette Bening plots her revenge.

Group hugs are hard to pull off, especially if not everyone's on board. Whatever, Ann Curry really likes Jonah Hill and she's going in! Plus, Al Roker decides to spice it up at the end. The awkward embrace, inside.

American Idol host and sexually perplexing Ken doll Ryan Seacrest is interviewing President Obama tomorrow. He's crowdsourcing interview questions on his Facebook page. Let's see what his followers came up with.

For liberals, tomorrow's midterm elections could be a bloodbath. Rand Paul, Christine O'Donnell, Carl Paladino: These are people who could soon rule America! If they do get elected, where can you go? What foreign cities will be your refuge?

During a very serious and somewhat unfortunate case, this little girl busts out a killer smile and... are those Kung fu moves? Aww. What is this show even about again? We're too busy giggling along with her to care!