Last night was Election Night and people were feeling frisky. Good thing for everyone we here at Gawker.TV were in a celebrating kind of mood. Click and see all the debauchery from the night we turned 1.

The GOP won its very own House! Now's the part where they throw their shit all over the walls. Here are the criminal enterprises, like science and community organizers, that the GOP will use its newfound subpoena power to crush.

Congratulations to iliveinletters for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

And she's gonna like it. Also today: Yay for Fox News, they are great. Yay for Chelsea Handler, she is great. Watch a video of actresses complimenting each other, and hear the good news about two skinny dark-haired guys.

Judah Friedlander was on Lopez Tonight to tell us why we should buy his book How To Beat Up Anybody. In this segment, the 30 Rock star explains how to dispatch unicyclists and ninjas.

Barack Obama seemed cheery today at his post-election press conference, just relieved that the death parade is finally over. He humbly accepts your "shellacking," America, and he'll think about all this stuff after he flees the country. Clip below.

UK regulators officially determined that Google broke the law big time when its vehicles "accidentally" slurped up passwords, emails and other private information while taking pictures for its "Street View" feature. Google must now vow to stop stalking people.

This morning we were greeted with a frightening sight. Duane Reade is already selling Christmas decorations. They're not the only ones. Stores across the U.S. are advertising holiday sales. You all need to shut up with this Christmas crap already!

It's bad enough that these do-gooders hid their do-gooder message inside an innocent popcorn ad. But having an actor planted in the movie audience, to magically join the ad? We're never, ever learning first aid, just to protest this. [Copyranter]

Someone needs to start hiding the tabloids from Wendy Williams. She freaked out when she found out that Miley's Mom was allegedly having an affair with Bret Michaels and gave Miley Cyrus permission to get drunk on her eighteenth birthday.

The Fed will buy $600 billion in U.S. debt. No one really knows if this will do any good.

Democrats will be delighted to read a guest op-ed in today's New York Times from retiring Indiana Sen. Evan Bayh, lecturing his fellow Democrats about why they must become a right-wing party. What a troll, huh?

We love every video that comes out for the "It Gets Better" campaign, but this one might be our favorite. It features 64 Broadway veterans, including Nathan Lane, Cherry Jones and Anika Noni Rose. Watch inside.

In your non-political Wednesday media column: Cash Money books are coming, Newsweek's editor search drags on and on, the boss Moonie buys back the Washington Times, and Arianna Huffington and Robert Thomson creep, yeaaa, just keep it on the Twitpic.

Here's a trailer for Gulliver's Travels, the 3D (ugh) comedy starring Jack Black as a modern-day Gulliver who mixes it up with the Lilliputians. This certainly doesn't appear to be Swiftian satire, though. Mostly it's just fat jokes.

Although rumor has it he may soon return to his native Australia, Col Allan remains the controversial editor-in-chief of the Rupert Murdoch-owned New York Post. More »

[Ke$ha, the illiterate pop star the music industry created from Lady Gaga's afterbirth, films a promo for self-proclaimed "pride anthem" single "We R Who We R." Updated caption inspired by OMG! Ponies! Image via Pacific Coast News.]

Facebook's "political team" say that candidates with more Facebook fans than their opponents won 74% of House races and 81% of Senate races. See, Democrats? If you'd just clicked more Internet buttons, once, lazily, you would've automatically won most races.

After Charlie Sheen trashed a hotel room and abused a hooker, Two and a Half Men's ratings soared: 13.6 million people watched Monday's episode called "The Crazy Bitch Gazette." Coincidentally, that's also what Charlie Sheen's publicist calls his press releases.

At least the beer industry is doing well.