Today's New York City Marathon is under way, and the winners from the men's and women's events are Gebre Gebremariam of Ethiopia, in his first competitive marathon, and Edna Kiplagat of Kenya. Chilean miner Edison Pena is running, too! [AP]

Watch the adorable rapper The Astronomical Kid remind creeps everywhere that the hot chick they're hollering at on the street is probably somebody's mother. Clearly no one has explained MILF to The Astronomical Kid.

It's the end of Daylight Savings Time. Fall back! Hope you all enjoyed your extra hour of sleep.

A new study released in the medical journal Clinical Gastroenterology and Hepatology has some disturbing figures about people who intentionally swallow foreign objects — pens, batteries, knives, razor blades and such — and the health care costs they incur.

Sorry, no nude Emma Watson pics. Is The Situation's brother riding on his coattails? Lily Allen's in the hospital and Danielle Staub is dating a dude and a woman at the same time. Sunday Gossip Roundup does not disappoint.

The master of suspense made his iconic bald head his own signature in his movies. So before saying goodbye to Halloween this year, watch this compendium of his best cameos.

Manhattan borough president Scott Stringer has declared all-out war on bedbugs, and he wants Mayor Mike to step up "before it gets out of control." Stringer thinks bureaucrats are "studying" too much, and that it's time for a bloodbath. [NYDN]

Gene Robinson, the Episcopal church's first openly gay bishop, will retire from his post in January 2013 he said yesterday. Robinson cited "death threats, and the now-worldwide controversy" over his election as the main reasons for his early retirement.

Drugs, liquor, bad gambling and broads have ravaged Artie Lange's body over the years, but this was his life's path. Chalk it up to cheesy anti-drug slogans: hugs are NOT better than drugs, says Artie. Video inside.

Our collective dads took the time out of their day to record this "We Are the World" parody. Remember to turn back your clocks, and while we're at it, do you need anything from Costco?

[Charlize Theron narrowly avoids getting hit by a backing up van in New York. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

[Here's Michelle Obama leading a bunch of kids in song in Mumbai during her and Barack Obama's trip to India. Image via Getty.]

Nicaraguan troops accidentally invaded Costa Rica earlier this week. Now the Nicaraguan government is blaming Google maps: "There is a bug in Google, we sent a note to the company to rectify the map," said the Deputy Foreign Minister.

Here's a clip of Henry Rollins being interviewed in the East Village in New York City, when a couple of heckling hipster chicks propel the former Black Flag frontman to rant. Mr. Rollins' age comes into play numerous times.

A lot of people were Antione Dodson for Halloween! We warned that this costume possessed dangerously high blackface potential, and a number of fake Antoines proved us correct. Then they posted their racist costumes to Dodson's Facebook page.

The Federal Deposit Insurance Corp yesterday announced it was closing four more banks, bringing this year's total to 143 — up from 140 banks closed all of last year. But hey, their total assets should be lower, says the FDIC!

In this ad launched by Ogilvy & Mather Paris, an apartment building gets into some ridiculous high jinks. Watch as an octopus, a giant and a bald drum player collide in this hilarious video ad for Scrabble Trickster.

Wyclef Jean's campaign for President of Haiti ended before it even began. But that's not preventing him from releasing a new six-song EP called "If I Were President: My Haitian Experience." Wyclef! You are not and never will be president!

The NY State Liquor Authority is trying to ban gross caffeinated alcoholic drink Four Loko.

Just a spoonful of sour cream makes the kitty go nom nom nom. Watch her enjoy the heck out of it, no baked potato. If you've ever consumed whipped cream straight out of the can you can probably relate.