The Carnival Splendor, a cruise ship bound for the Mexican Riviera, has been drifting off the coast of Mexico since a fire disabled engine operating systems. But it's not the first time the ship's run into trouble.

Tonight's Glee was all about bullying. A serious episode, at least in Glee standards, it tackled deliberate and unintentional harm to feelings and self worth, particularly Kurt and Coach Bieste. Oh, and there was some boys vs. girls singing, too.

CNN anchor John King got so frustrated with his "magic" computerized touch-screen wall before the elections that he had a "meltdown" and told crew "I wish I brought a gun to work." To shoot the wall, one hopes.

President Obama spoke to 6,000 people in Indonesia and didn't mention his "tranny nanny" once.

In an unusual turn for the notoriously campy show, 1,000 Ways To Die gives viewers a quick, but practical lesson about toxic plants. Watch and learn about the Oleander, Foxglove, and Hemlock. And whatever you do, don't consume them!

Tonight, Conan O'Brien welcomed Tom Hanks! Fun fact: Hanks popularized O'Brien's nickname, "Coco." Tonight, for that, O'Brien joked, "You ruined my life!" to which Hanks responded, "Finally, he'll blame something on someone other than Jay." The full, hilarious exchange, inside.

The age-old question "Which animal has the biggest testicles?" finally has an answer: Platycleis affinis, the tuberous bush cricket, officially has the largest balls in relation to its body mass of any species—at 14 percent of body weight.

Tonight, Jon Stewart discussed President Obama's trip to India. During it, Stewart questioned Obama's motivation for the trip, before—regarding Obama's dancing—saying, "You campaign with rhythm, but you govern like an old white man at a wedding." Watch inside.

[Prince Charles, Prince of Wales meets Russell Brand at the 2010 Pride of Britain Awards at the Grosvenor House Hotel in London. Image via WENN]

This? This is cool. And, weirdly, haunting? (Maybe it's the music.) Anyway, here's a 90-second time-lapse video showing the entire process of a dandelion's natural transformation from flower to seed head. It's beautiful, it's mesmerizing, it's... oh, just watch already!

Are you worried about global warming? Don't be! According to Illinois Rep. John Shimkus—candidate for chair of the House Energy and Commerce Committee—climate change isn't a big deal. How does he know? Because of the Bible!

Ask Jeeves has been dismissed from the search business. The virtual internet butler can at least share his shame with overlord Barry Diller, who is surrendering to a company that treated him little better than a servant.

A new study found that the economy is causing stress in 75 percent of New Yorkers—highest in the country. Other stresses include "health issues, housing costs and personal safety." What they're not stressed about: finding good Thai food.

Google has given all of its employees $1,000 cash "holiday bonuses" and 2011 salary increases of at least 10%, a loyal reader tells us.

Tonight, our really short national nightmare ended when Keith Olbermann reclaimed the Countdown anchor chair. Olbermann wasted no time referencing his suspension when he slowly moved into the frame during a tongue-in-cheek introduction. Update: Olbermann's self-referential/gloat-heavy outro is also inside.

Mel Brooks & Carl Reiner perform their classic 2000 Year Old Man routine, this time discussing the origin of words. Brought to you by the year 1959.

Seriously. Stop what you're doing, come inside, and jam to this brand new track from Reba McEntire's album (out today), which showcases the country diva covering the overall diva Beyoncé Knowles' classic tortured girl ballad, "If I Were A Boy."

Sometimes when I'm chugging my fourth "Five Hour Energy" and my neck's cramping from the weight of my beer helmet, I say to myself, "Self, there's gotta be an easier way to get your energy buzz on." Enter Four Loko.

This short video teases next week's episode in which Jorge Garcia will reportedly play one of the gang's flaky college buddies. The video takes place in Ted and Marshall's college dorm room, so there will likely be more "sandwiches" involved.

[George W. Bush is shocked that there's stack of books in such close proximity to him while promoting his new book, "Decisions Points," in Dallas today. Image via Getty.]