[Model Lais Ribeiro looks positively tortured while getting gussied up for the Victoria's Secret fashion show at the Lexington Avenue Armory in Manhattan today. Image via Getty]

Spike wants you to know they're running episodes from every season of Entourage. This music video gets the word out — which features a few chicks who had bit parts on the show — and, of course, Gary Busey!

Earlier today, the U.S. Marshall's Service previewed nearly 500 possessions of Ponzi schemer Bernie Madoff and his wife, Ruth, that it will auction off on Saturday. Up for grabs: a bed, piano, 10-carat diamond ring, and shoes. Lots of shoes.

The Sandwich Story tells the tale of a teenaged older sister, awakened by her mother, to prepare a sandwich for her younger brother. While lacking in the plot department, the unique and stylish animation picks up the slack.

Today we learned that Christmas is more warred-upon than ever, with terrible, hell-bound atheists trying to co-opt the world's best birthday party. One atheist such as this commenter, as frothing and zealous a heathen as they come.

If you like your conspiracy theories served up with a batch of funny cartoons, this is for you. Back in 1997, an episode of The Simpsons featured Lisa holding up a $9 New York newspaper that features the twin towers.

[A pair of boots takes Kate Hudson for a walk in New York today. Photo via Splash]

The FCC is investigating Google for collecting personal Wi-Fi data via its Street View vans. It may be considered criminal eavesdropping.

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On November 11 for the past two years, Al Gore's Current TV has laid off a bunch of staffers. In 2008, 32 people were axed; 80 more were dismissed in 2009. With 11/11 upon us tomorrow, employees are getting nervous.

Always remember, it's not over until it's over.

If you've ever wondered how PR firms work to neutralize a damaging news story, here you go.

On today's Oprah Winfrey Show, we were given a rare '90s talk show treat! Winfrey welcomed Phil Donahue, Geraldo Rivera, Ricki Lake, Sally Jesse Raphael, and Montel Williams on for an hour of... Winfrey bragging about herself/her show. Watch inside.

The Way We Live Now: commoditized. Why buy pork bellies? Go straight for rare pink diamonds. They're about the same price. Meanwhile, the rest of us will be over here, outside a tiny store, panhandling Oprah.

Gene Shalit retires from the Today Show, Conan's ratings drop, Jonas: L.A. has been canceled by the Disney channel, Lopez Tonight fans form "Team Loco" and IFC will develop eight new shows (and one is by David Wain!)

We're not sure exactly who watches Weeds anymore, but Eric Lange (Radzinsky from LOST) has been featured in the past few episodes. In this episode we see that he has been staying in motel room 108.

You didn't think it possibly could be, but they've begun casting and there is some bad news. Also today: Get ready for a Coastguard adventure, a Nicole Richie wonderment, and a bachelorette party show that's sure to stun.

TONIGHT: A jam-packed schedule! We've got the CMA Awards, plus new episodes of Hellcats, Law & Order: SVU, Law & Order: Los Angeles, Hell's Kitchen, Top Chef: Just Desserts, Undercovers, The Defenders, South Park, Criminal Minds, ANTM and much more.

Because he yells at unions a lot, New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie is considered a leading presidential candidate for the next 5-6 elections. So what does this jolly galoot think about, say, climate change? He loves all of the arguments!

Today at Gawker.TV, Ken Jeong is the world's funniest sous-chef, a bearded Jay Leno, Michael J. Fox appears on The Good Wife, Stephen Colbert reacts to crab vending machines, and an interview with Rachel McAdams filled with longing, sexual glances.