Following in the steps of Jon Hamm, John Slattery used 30 Rock to distance himself from Mad Men's Roger Sterling. Enter Steve Austin: an independent wack-job candidate running for Rhode Island's congressional seat, with no relation to the wrestler.

The latest trend sweeping Dubai, the rich people capital of the universe: solid gold temporary tattoos for special occasions like weddings. They last for about a week and only cost $50. Wait, $50? That's nothing. Luxury for everyone!

David Kernell, the Tennessee student who "hacked" into Sarah Palin's Yahoo! account two years ago by correctly answering her easy password-reminder question — a crime that Palin has compared to Watergate — has been sentenced to a year in jail.

Harrison Ford (and his bad haircut) went on Jimmy Kimmel Live to discuss how the screening process went for the main characters in the Star Wars trilogy. He.. talks.. like.. this. Also, Ford talked about being a carpenter.

We were introduced to more of Julie Bowen than we were expecting last night: her legs, the time she hit on Michael Cera when he was 14, her legs, her wacky personality, her legs, and did we mention her legs?

There was turmoil on Broadway when the girls took a trip to New York and had a fancy dinner. The controversy over a statement Kyle may or may not have made exploded and turned into a giant fight. Game on!

Did you get a raise last year? Seventy-four percent of White House staffers did, according a Gawker analysis of the White House's annual salary reports to Congress. Probably for the great job they're doing with the economy.

The exciting-to-everyone race for Republican National Committee chair appears to be "on." The notably comical incumbent, Michael Steele, has a challenger: Saul Anuzis, former head of the Michigan GOP. And he already has quite the winning campaign slogan!

Hilary Duff? She's stayed out of trouble, written a book, and recently got married. Here she is on Lopez Tonight showing off her ring and recalling how her hockey player husband proposed.

Eduardo Saverin—the Facebook co-founder who isn't Mark Zuckerberg—made a rare public appearance last night, his first since The Social Network's release, it appears. Eduardo went to a Victoria's Secret party, where he mostly socialized with other tech nerds.

Tracy Morgan and Regis Philbin join The Marriage Ref for an upcoming episode, and Tracy chatted with Regis and Kelly this morning about keys to a great marriage. Yes, great sex and six-cheese lasagna are vital components indeed!

Gawker.TV Trivia, a daily question & answer game that tests your knowledge of television—past and present. Do you think you that you've got it? The answer to today's question, inside.

Frank Melchiorre, a 26-year-old New Jersey science teacher, was very popular with his students until he was arrested Wednesday for—well, just read the comments on his Facebook fan page, starting from the bottom. They tell the story.

This Tuesday, Gwynnie guest stars on Glee as a substitute filling in for Mr. Schue. EW.com has video of her teaching the Glee club a lesson by performing Cee-Lo's "Forget You." Who knew her Goop could move so good?

Facebook is reportedly launching a Facebook email client this Monday. Soon you'll be able to have your very own @facebook.com email address. This is great. Now we'll have something to email our Yahoo and Gmail addresses with.

A lot of people have been wondering why New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg tapped former Hearst chief Cathie Black to run the city's school system. Add Black to the list: Bloomberg never even interviewed her before offering her the job.

Whether you've heard Biz Markie's original version "Just a Friend" or not (we're pretty sure you have) we promise you'll love this version. It begins as Jeff Goldblum's interpretation and eventually turns into a jam session with Biz and Jimmy.

Three employees have been suspended from accounting firm Pricewaterhouse Coopers for circulating that email ranking the "Top 10" attractive women in the Dublin office. Now another firm, KPMG, might be facing a similar scandal. Who knew accountants were so naughty?

The most beautiful woman in the world has the ugliest laugh. Justin Bieber sprains his knee. Lindsay Lohan forgoes painkillers. Katy Perry's married life is like "a sitcom." Friday gossip needs a better laugh track.

Here's a trailer for the springtime alien invasion movie Battle: Los Angeles, from horror director Jonathan Liebesman. While the film will probably wind up being standard alien fare, the trailer is almost... beautiful.