Whales off the Mexican coast are getting sunburned, possibly because of damage to the ozone layer. Said one scientist: "Humans can put on clothes or sunglasses - whales can't." Haha, a whale with sunglasses! What were we talking about again?

British crooner James Blunt has told the BBC that while serving as an officer in the army in Kosovo, he disobeyed an order to attack Russian troops. James Blunt is a war hero! He also has a new album out.

The woman who records the announcements for New York's subway system has never ridden the subway

Lindsay Lohan returns! Sort of. Jessica Simpson is engaged to Eric Johnson. Are Robert Pattinson and Daniel Radcliffe feuding? John Travolta pilots a jumbo jet back to his pregnant wife. Sunday gossip round up is a non-stop flight to funtown.

This baby was throwing an all out fit until his mother turned on Florence and The Machine's "Dog Days Are Over" and the baby starts rocking out. It's pretty adorable. No Teletubbies for this kid. Pitchfork would be proud.

It looks like Four Loko's run in New York is coming to an end.

Here's a video of a little house cat locked in a standoff with an alligator. It gets heated and the paws come out. And though the gator gets some backup, it's not enough to contain the cat. Watch below!

The most prolific eater of our time, Takeru Kobayashi, owns the world records for eating hot dogs, hamburgers and meat balls. But last night in Brooklyn he failed in his attempt to be the world's greatest pizza eater. What happened?

Take a look at the deleted scenes, as told through Harry Potter action figures. Ron is a jerk to everyone he meets. Maybe Harry should join Slytherin? Brought to you by the Fine Brothers (the internet's favorite spoilers).

Jay McDowell, a high school teacher in Howell, Michigan, was suspended last month for disciplining an anti-gay student. At a recent school board meeting, openly gay 14-year-old Graeme Taylor came to McDowell's defense with an incredibly articulate/inspiring speech. Watch inside.

Which came first, crappy rave music or the drugs? Henry Rollins eviscerates DJs as "record player players." He also takes offense to modern rock music, something that he holds dear since he was in the legendary punk band Black Flag.

How many times can four people get married? Twenty-three years of The Bold and the Beautiful expounds this question. This is what you've been missing at 1:30pm, folks. (Did you know that it is the only half-hour soap?)

Plastic Musik is a group that's kind of like the Blue Man Group. Each rod plays a different pitch, so they have to be very precise in their timing to play a song as fast as "Flight of the Bumblebee."

Here we see the effects of LSD on British troops, the drug which was given to them in a test before daily exercises. As seen in the results, LSD induces fun times frolicking, laughing and climbing trees to feed birds.

Chex Mix is good, but not this good. "You need to try it. It's like a million different flavors in your mouth." Thanks for shoving it down our throats. Can we get back to the delicious, delicious story?

When Brooklyn Law School gave Diesel permission to shoot an ad in their library, they thought it would promote the virtues of learning or something. Instead, a bunch of models in their underwear rubbed themselves all over everything.

[Did you know there's a 'Qudditch World Cup,'? There is, and it's happening today in New York City's Hells Kitchen neighborhood. Here's what you're all missing. (Don't worry, Quidditch dude. It gets better.) Image via Splash.]

Andrew Jenks lays out how to make a documentary (find endearing or identifiable characters, show them develop and change, be persistent when getting permissions), in this Do Something short.

It's official: Rahm Emanuel is running for mayor of Chicago (just in case you were unsure).

I don't hate the Pope. Hell, I hardly even know him. Couldn't pick him out of a crowd of old German dudes wearing mitres and carrying jewel-encrusted wands. So why's he going around shit-talking people who use the Internet?