At least seven people died when a natural gas buildup caused an explosion at a Mexican hotel.

A medical marijuana-legalizing ballot initiative passed by 4,341 votes in Arizona, allowing for the creation of up to 124 dispensaries that would sell weed to patients with "debilitating medical conditions," such as cancer, glaucoma, or living in Arizona.

Check out this hilarious Arnold Schwarzenegger impersonator sing about his laments, cut over scenes from Terminator 2. Being a Terminator can be quite confusing! Presenting "To Kill Someone Again."

You might be thrown off if your partner starts busting out obvious porn moves in bed. Don't fret—Whitney Cummings reviews what to do and how to go along with it. Who knew role playing could be so hot?

As if it were any kind of surprise, tonight we found out why Marge fell from straight-A student to put-upon housewife. Get all the dirt, plus Homer's choice life advice in this clip.

This cat is used to snuggling into a certain sized box. His owner has decided to play a trick by replacing that box with an identical, but smaller box. Cat is confused but tries anyway.

Bill Clinton, who used to be president of the United States, spent Saturday filming a cameo appearance for The Hangover 2 in Bangkok, where he was giving a talk on clean energy. He will play himself, because, of course.

Last week, 60 Minutes was boring. Why? Because there was no Andy Rooney! Luckily for us, though, Rooney was back tonight with a nonsensical rant about how much he hates surveys—even though he constantly reads them. Watch inside.

Speaking of Oprah, remember James Frey? A former Gawker intern, Frey is probably better known for the time he made up a best-selling memoir and Oprah yelled at him. Well, he's got a new venture, and it sounds absolutely terrifying.

A funny prank gone awry: dude with Hulk Hands waits for friend to arrive with another friend, so he can punch him square in the face. Problem? Hulk smash wrong guy! And he was on the phone, too.

We don't recommend getting 'ATOM BOMB' tattooed across your knuckles. But if you do, watch out: L.A. food stylist Adam C. Pearson was pulled off his Delta flight and questioned because someone thought his tattoo was "suspicious." [via Running Scared]

[John Mayer walks down the street after seeing Pee Wee Herman's Broadway Show. Image via Splash.]

Free market hero (and Senator-elect!) Rand Paul was on CBS's Face the Nation today to talk about things. He said he didn't like "the language" Obama used during the BP oil spill, and he's still waiting for a congratulatory phonecall.

The "Oprah effect" has helped dozens of writer, self-help gurus and entrepreneurs. Think about how nobody took Cormac McCarthy seriously as an author before The Road became an Oprah book club pick. But soon the Oprah effect will vanish.

When Judy of TLC's new show What The Sell?! (premiering tonight after Sarah Palin's Alaska) and her bedazzled jacket approach this Vespa you know things won't end well. Watch her lay it down (twice) in this lulz crash.

Haitian Health Ministry officials today said that 917 people have died in the last three weeks from cholera, which is festering in the relief camps set up after the January earthquake. 14,600 people have been hospitalized for cholera symptoms.

At 5pm today the unruly message board 4chan plans to take down the blogging platform Tumblr. 4chan has successfully cowed everyone from Gene Simmons to the Tea Party, but they may have finally met their match.

British couple Paul and Rachel Chandler are free after being held hostage for a year by Somali pirates.

The Onion put together this hilarious Today Show spoof on how to flatter your frame with your fat. All you need are some twine, vices, and clamps. Voila! You're instantly slimmer, without working out or dieting.

Students at Manhattan's Stuyvesant High School like to smoke weed between classes in an outdoor spot called "The Alcove." But an administrator smelled the sweet stench of burning buds through her office window and now the party's over. Stupid kids.