Here are a couple of animals the internet does not have enough of. High quality playtime captured here, folks. Can't we all be friends like this baby giraffe and ostrich?

If it takes $800,000 in charges before you notice your credit card was stolen, then you might be a Hong Kong megamillionaire.

Tabloid sex cheerleader Andrea Peyser has had it with college kids these days who are not constantly fucking each other. Columbia nerds: start boning everyone everywhere at once, or be scolded in your city's semi-literate local newspaper.

Soap Operas are having some trouble these days, and yet NBC's Days of Our Lives keeps going strong, even getting a new 3 year renewal. The secret to their success? Copious and ridiculous product placement! Five hilarious examples inside.

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

Senator Chuck Schumer is looking out for Americans by lobbying for a ban on reusable grocery bags that contain high levels of lead because, "to add insult to injury, guess where these bags are made? China." Fearmongering... Schumer style. [NYP]

[Wacky guy David Arquette dressed up like this for the LA Lakers' Ron Artest's birthday party last night in Los Angeles. Cool, man. Image via Getty]

Nations Trucks in Sanford, Florida has come up with a clever promotional deal to sell used trucks: With every purchase comes a free AK-47 assault rifle! Says manager Nick Ginetta, "My buyer is absolutely a gun owner, no question." Great.

For two to three hours before dawn on Wednesday and Thursday, you might be able to watch the Leonid meteor shower.

In 1997, Pacific Gas & Electric paid $333 million in settlements to residents of Hinkley, California over groundwater laced with cancer-causing chromium. Today, the same town from Erin Brockovich is under threat from a "plume" of chromium in the groundwater.

The New York Times has created a nifty little online toy that allows you to create a plan to reduce the U.S. budget deficit, and see how much money it'll actually save. So, what's the secret?

Mississippi man Thomas Steven Sanders was arrested in Mississippi on Sunday in the kidnapping and murder of Las Vegas 12-year-old Lexis Roberts. Which must have come as a surprise to his family, who declared him dead in 1994.

Looking to get rich quick? Become a college president! According to a new Chronicle of Higher Education survey, 30 college presidents made $1,000,000 or more in 2008, more than ever before. How hard can it be, really?

[Actor John Cusack in Hungary, dressed as Edgar Allan Poe. Nice sneaks, John! Photo via AP.]

Flying over Thanksgiving? Listen to the cautionary tale of blogger "Johnny Edge," who was sent home from the airport after refusing both the TSA nudie x-ray machine and the groin-grabbing "pat-down"—and was threatened with a $10,000 fine.

In July, Stephen Colbert and Andy Cohen reenacted Bethenny Frankel and Kelly Bensimon's Real Housewives of NYC fight (video). On tonight's Watch What Happens: Live, Kristin Chenoweth and Molly Shannon reenacted two Real Housewives of Atlanta brawls. Watch inside.

Actually, what is going on here? These clips are the same as the ones used in the original "I'm Not Here to Make Friends" supercut. There must be some fancy editing going on.

Tonight, Sarah Palin and Co.'s new reality show—Sarah Palin's Alaska—premiered on TLC. It was ridiculous, obviously. So, what better way to celebrate that fact than to show you the five most ridiculous moments from the episode! Watch inside.

Two guys and a redhead girl have a bright idea for a video. It's a porn with carrots. Making cole slaw has never been this fun. Come on, guys, Grow up!