Relentlessly bitchy Rep. Charlie Rangel's House ethics trial began in Congress today! And shortly thereafter, Rangel walked out. He didn't have a lawyer and blames this on the ethics committee, somehow. Maybe they could've worked this out beforehand? Video below.

7-NBC's producers had to have known this was going to happen the minute they decided to brand last night's Patriots/Steelers game a "Steel City Showdown," right? Let's hope the newsroom had the good sense to start a pool.

Alarming recent news: "a new trend called 'robo tripping,'" is proving "kids will try anything to get high." Are you doing enough to "protect your teenagers from cough suppressants"? Beware. This is, after all, a brand new trend.

Inspired by a capella YouTube star Mike Tompkins, the Today hosts aim to make a similar viral video of their own. Watch to see behind-the-scenes footage and the hilarious result! Our verdict: AL Roker may be the next pop sensation.

Last night's finale to Bored to Death succeeded by being smart, being simple, and not trying too hard. The consistently fun show ended without a huge fuss, and even as a second season concludes, the characters still feel real.

The written word is not Rihanna's friend. Here, she poses with children while wearing a necklace that says "Fuck You." Don't you hate it when adorable children interfere with your badass 'tude?

Gawker.TV Trivia, a daily question & answer game that tests your knowledge of television—past and present. Do you think you that you've got it? The answer to today's question, inside.

The incredible Hail Mary pass that was tipped into the hands of the Jaguars' Mike Thomas was an unlikely result to win the game. This was made even better by the call of the always-enthusiastic Gus Johnson.

In Seattle, the Goodwill puts on an annual designer shopping event that draws many shoppers. This guy, however, stood out among the rest when asked on the local news what he was shopping for. His response? "Tons of fucking sequins!"

Meet the Cliche family. This is how you depict mom, dad, son, and daughter in commercials. Hard sells, soft sells, and all different techniques are covered in this short film. It was first put together as an in-house joke!

Speaking of sexxxy college library stunts: At N.C. State University, freshman Seth Pace's school spirit compelled him to dash nude through the school library, knocking 1,000 books off the shelves. The next naked library student's an official trend-establisher!

It's a great week for Harry Potter fans! Kick if off right by watching a clip from The Graham Norton Show in which Daniel Radcliffe does an impressive rendition of "The Elements" alongside Colin Farrell and Rihanna.

It's hard to imagine the actress who plays Gossip Girl's Jenny Humphrey without bleach-blond hair, raccoon eyes, and an air of faux teenage rebelliousness. In this commercial for Shake N' Bake, she's only three years old — and completely adorable!

"Make it or break it or die," said Josh about the show that wrapped Rock N Roll Fantasy Camp. Then his band Tugboat Circus, led by eloquent Svengali Mark Hudson and his sexy vision, won it all.

She recently got so blitzed she puked in a bucket in a hotel bar. This actress lost a role to a dumber rival and this leading lady is bleaching her skin. There's no rehab for vanity.

Gwyneth Paltrow bleeds for her art. Mel Gibson worries his child will become a "retarded brain-damaged idiot." Gerard Butler duets with John Mayer. Jessica Simpson debuts a new engagement ring. Monday gossip pushes through the pain.

This was your weekend to let her know you love her, and you chose not to, America. You chose not to. Instead you went to the cartoon movie and the one about a murder train.

Keith Olbermann's brief suspension from MSNBC was actually a paid vacation—the network's decided to pay him for the days he was off the air. Also, both sides have decided to snipe at each other anonymously, like petty little divas.

SNL blessed the masses with a sketch parodying one of the smartest reality show ideas of...the "reality show era." Scarlett Johansson's bod, lips and voice became Patti Stanger. Can't picture it? See it here!

With all trying to survive an epidemic that has turned most humans into bloodthirsty monsters, it is easy to forget about your human side. This week, the gang on The Walking Dead stopped to smell the roses.