Katy Perry's Boobs So Big, They Need Extra Retouching

Maureen O'Connor · 11/18/10 11:08AM

Katy Perry's management forces Vh1 to redo the photoshopping of her boobs. Eva Longoria divorced her husband over romantic text messages, possibly to his teammate's wife. Dina Lohan wants to sue Glee. Thursday gossip isn't ready for its close-up.

This Girl Dribbles Basketballs Better Than You

Christopher Han · 11/18/10 10:42AM

Not only does this girl dribble basketballs better than you, she does it while balancing on an indo board. Then she spins three basketballs at once. No word yet on her jump shot.

Which Father Shares Hookers with His Famous Son?

Brian Moylan · 11/18/10 10:38AM

After his kid "enjoys" them, dad makes sure he gets his money's worth. This busty star is getting cheated on and this thought-to-be-busty singer is cheating with fake boobs. If she paid for 'em, she can do whatever she wants.

Stephen Colbert Solves the National Deficit

Ena Brdjanovic · 11/18/10 10:30AM

13.7 trillion dollar national deficit + impending baby boomer retirement = problem. But how do you solve a problem like the baby boomers? Just ship Grandma off to Mars, says Colbert (and the Journal of Cosmology).

Kid Puts Bully in His Place (On the Ground Crying)

Christopher Han · 11/18/10 09:25AM

Whatever they're arguing over, one of them wants to throw down and the other doesn't. This bully looks good with his shirt off in front of all the neighborhood girls, but he's about to get mercy ruled.

Freeze Frame

Whitney Jefferson · 11/18/10 09:00AM

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

This Is How You Handle a Loud-Mouthed Politician

Jeff Neumann · 11/18/10 07:02AM

Argentina is facing some major budget issues, and tensions among legislators are high. So when lawmaker Carlos Kunkel wouldn't shut up during an Upper House session today his colleague, opposition member Graciela Camano, smacked the shit out of him. Watch!

David Pecker

gawker.com · 11/18/10 06:00AM

Who: The CEO of the rather generic-sounding American Media Inc., Pecker oversees a collection of more than a dozen magazines and newspapers including the National Enquirer and Star. The company filed for bankruptcy protection in November 2010.