Donated Liver Survives Plane Crash, Transplant a Success

Jeff Neumann · 11/20/10 03:18PM

A private plane carrying a donated liver crashed and burst into flames today in Britain, injuring the two pilots. Rescue workers arrived on motorcycles, found the liver, and rushed it to the hospital where it was successfully transplanted. Damn. [ABC]

Funny or Die: John Oates' Moustache Masturbates

Shannon Mechutan · 11/20/10 01:30PM

John Oates' Mustache, J. Stache, invented the hand clap in Private Eyes and is voiced by Dave Attell. Here he masturbates to a wrong number. Watch "if you have any balls, or did you leave them on your boyfriend's chin?"

Utilitarian Heels

Jeff Neumann · 11/20/10 01:10PM

[Paris Hilton painted over MS-13 gang graffiti (uh oh) wearing high heels in Los Angeles yesterday as part of her community service for a drug conviction or something. Image via Pacific Coast News]

Denver the Last Dinosaur

Anderson Evans · 11/20/10 10:30AM

As the friendliest rock and roll dinosaur of the late 1980s, Denver hung out in an interracial community and was so anti-violence he received the National Education Association recommendation (Yet we still haven't discovered how to travel through time).

Here's a Drunk Girl Stuck Inside a Dryer

Jeff Neumann · 11/20/10 09:38AM

It's Saturday morning so there's a good chance you're hung over. Not very fun! But at least you're not this girl, who got stuck in a dryer presumably after some serious drinking. And then her friends put it on YouTube.

Margaret Cho Explains Asian Americans

Arielle Sklar · 11/19/10 09:00PM

Maragret Cho schools us in the concept of "Asian American," explains the perils of dating a white guy, and gets a hilariously threatening voicemail from her mother.