Check out this video of (arguably) the World's Cutest Dog, Boo, as he licks his nose over and over again. It is almost painfully adorable.

A private plane carrying a donated liver crashed and burst into flames today in Britain, injuring the two pilots. Rescue workers arrived on motorcycles, found the liver, and rushed it to the hospital where it was successfully transplanted. Damn. [ABC]

This week, the Mexican government auctioned off a cache of narco-bling seized from drug lords in Mexico City. If you were in the market for a $25,000 rosary, this was the place to be! Here are the craziest pieces:

Danny MacAskill is a beast. After his first video featuring him riding through Edinburgh basically doing bike parkour, he decided to take a field trip, and get a better camera. Same inspirational soundtrack, more bike stunt glory inside.

The Yes Men, the group of clever activist/designer pranksters, struck again this week—or tried to. Their target this time? Apple.

Robbing a Baskin Robbins is not a good way to raise capital for your fledgling record label.

John Oates' Mustache, J. Stache, invented the hand clap in Private Eyes and is voiced by Dave Attell. Here he masturbates to a wrong number. Watch "if you have any balls, or did you leave them on your boyfriend's chin?"

[Paris Hilton painted over MS-13 gang graffiti (uh oh) wearing high heels in Los Angeles yesterday as part of her community service for a drug conviction or something. Image via Pacific Coast News]

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In a new book, Light of the World, Pope Benedict XVI tells a German journalist that condoms are okay, as long as they're used by male prostitutes to prevent the spread of HIV. Otherwise, wrapping it up remains super unholy.

This oddly mesmerizing video features every single "secret word" featured on the inimitable Pee-Wee's Playhouse. Keep an eye out for a cameo by Phil Hartman!

Food crusader Mayor Michael Bloomberg has found a way to save the city around $350,000 a year — by cutting the calorie intake of Rikers Island inmates by 160 a day. And no more chocolate pudding! Or black pepper.

Biological terrorism strikes dancing-based reality show! Lindsay Lohan's loses her last best chance at saving her career. The cabin where Prince William proposed to Kate Middleton: Revealed! Sexiest man alive news! Saturday Gossip Roundup is protecting the homeland.

Today's minimum wage, $7.25 per hour, adjusted for inflation is lower than it was in 1968.

As the friendliest rock and roll dinosaur of the late 1980s, Denver hung out in an interracial community and was so anti-violence he received the National Education Association recommendation (Yet we still haven't discovered how to travel through time).

It's Saturday morning so there's a good chance you're hung over. Not very fun! But at least you're not this girl, who got stuck in a dryer presumably after some serious drinking. And then her friends put it on YouTube.

Costume jewelry designer Kenneth Jay Lane has created the "Princess Simulated Sapphire Ring" for QVC and they're on sale today! They're made in China and come with a limited warranty. Feel like royalty for just $39.54 (plus shipping). [NYM]

In Soviet Russia... giant rat attack you! If "you" means, "a group of cute kittens," that is. Anyway! So, here's a video of a giant rat going crazy and attacking a bunch of cute cats. How dare he! Watch inside.

Maragret Cho schools us in the concept of "Asian American," explains the perils of dating a white guy, and gets a hilariously threatening voicemail from her mother.

The World's Biggest Harry Potter Fan feels kind of Silence of the Lambs. Whenever I see creepy fan videos like this I always wonder who filmed this and how weren't they scared for their lives?