An opera about Internet addiction is coming to New York. We'd go, but we're too busy Tweeting.

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was on the Sunday talk shows today addressing some of the most pressing foreign policy issues of our time. Then Face the Nation host Bob Schieffer asked if she would submit to a TSA pat-down.

Perpetually nude Courtney Love went on something of a Twitter picture bender last night. (Probably another kind of bender, too!) She tweeted many charming pictures of her with no pants on, a thurible pressed tightly against her butt. [CourtneyLoveUK]

When you hear a trumpet player play his or her highest note, it usually comes out with a struggle. Here is a cringe-tastic video put together of different trumpet players' high notes constructed into play the Star Spangled Banner.

Jaded old London Bishop Peter Broadbent isn't happy about the upcoming marriage between "shallow celebrities" Prince William and Kate Middleton, writing on Facebook, "I give the marriage seven years." Ouch! Broadbent will be spending the big day in France, FYI.

Look familiar? The good folks over at BBC Four made a spot-on parody of what pretty much every news report looks, feels, and sounds like. It's wonderfully meta.. cheeky, actually.

Katy Perry boob-gate comes to an end. Some Lindsay Lohan news that should not brighten your Thanksgiving. Everyone loves Prince William. Emma Watson doesn't understand men. Sunday Gossip Roundup will make you think twice about bringing children into the world.

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad told state-run newspaper Jam-e Jam that Iran's family planning program is "ungodly" and that girls should be getting married at 16, because the average Iranian woman gets married at 24 and there's "no reason for this."

Soon you'll be able to pay $10 (or more) for a bottle of Glace Rare Iceberg Water taken straight from an iceberg in Greenland. What a deal! The producer says "It is so tasteless that it actually creates a taste."

The Vatican says the Pope is not "reforming or changing" the Church's stance on condoms.

As part of his press tour for his groundbreaking show Louie earlier this year, Louis C.K. thought it would be a good idea to talk to Joy Behar on CNN, just hours after he got his vasectomy. Absurd!

As rock stars age, they should update their lyrics. They should be more realistic and believable. He parodies Tom Petty, The Who, KC and the Sunshine Band, and more!

[Jennifer Aniston on the set of her new film 'Wanderlust' in New York. Image via Splash.]

Is it really surprising that debt collectors use Facebook to try to contact debtors? They're basically paid to annoy people by any means necessary. Now a woman is suing a debt collection agency for using Facebook to harass her.

Today in Uruguay delegates from the Framework Convention on Tobacco Control recommended placing a restriction, or possibly a ban, on flavored cigarettes that are super fun to smoke! Tobacco lobbyists are worried about job losses. We all lose.

The most visited exhibit on the planet, the Hope Diamond, was removed from its post for a high tech investigation of the sparkling force allegedly behind the downfall of Louis IV, Marie Antoinette and King George IV.

Either this lady really does not like Nextel or she has no concept of what constitutes a bathroom. Watch a video where a woman, with help from an accomplice, pees in a cell phone store and then vehemently denies it.

German authorities have launched a manhunt for two men they believe are planning suicide attacks

Brace yourself for some shocking news: The feds are preparing "vast" insider trading charges against a slew of investment bankers, analysts and hedge fund executives. Included are some loose-lipped Goldman Sachs bankers who leaked health-care merger information to benefit investors.

New Jersey pastor Cedric Miller banned Facebook from his church because of its many carnal temptations. Miller knows about carnal temptations! In 2003 he admitted to having a threesome with his wife and a male church assistant. (via Christian Nightmares)