Last night's Cleveland Show sent virtually everyone to Las Vegas for the holiday. It all started when Janet slept with the miniature-sized Holt (voiced by Jason Sudeikis.) After a brief love affair, the two head to Vegas to get hitched.

Italian director and multiple Best Foreign Film nominee Mario Monicelli died in Rome today after jumping out of a hospital window. He was 95 and the second old movie director to die today. Sidney Lumet better watch his back.

After an awkward introduction to his ongoing live Q&A at Facebook headquarters, former President George W. Bush told CEO Mark Zuckerberg "you're not exactly Jay Leno." Zuckerberg replied that he avoids TV, which is funny since Bush avoids reading.

Today we presented a simple solution for Salon.com to stay alive and well. Though our headline caused some hilarious confusion!

Comically unqualified media exec Cathie Black will, in fact, be the next chancellor of NYC's schools.

These five people, in order of almost-most to the mostest.

Though bears "look disturbingly like people when skinned," their meat resembles "the darkest part of a high-quality pork shoulder," reports Hank Shaw. He made Siberian bear dumplings and found them pleasingly juicy, much like a Tibetan yak meat momo. [Atlantic]

Parents: Did you already get Junior that $0.99 lead-enriched plastic coal lump for this year's Christmas present during the maniacal "Black Friday" stampede? Morons! You should've ponied up for "Resisting the Green Dragon," the Religious Right's anti-environmentalist DVD series.

Jersey Shore cab-yeller DJ Paulie D will actually DJ an upcoming gig in New York. No one's ears are safe.

Ever wonder what's it's like to race a bike from one tip of Manhattan to the other? Now you can practically sit on the handlebars as one rider takes you on his winning obstacle-laden journey downtown.

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to know that life expectancy/income across the world was less in 1810 than in 2010, but how—and where—did the statistics tick up over time? In this stunningly visual presentation, Hans Rosling explains.

Modern Family star Jesse Tyler Ferguson visits the Nate Berkus show and owns at his interior design challenge. Nate and Jesse have great chemistry. Lots of shoulder touching and cuteness in the clip below!

The Way We Live Now: sharing the wisdom. We don't need any eye-opening crisis or life-threatening illness to prompt us to share with you, the consumer, all of our accumulated economic wisdom. All we need is boredom. Bingo, let's go.

Myles Brown is 5 years old. He's a cute kid and he dances well. Does he remind you of a young Michael Jackson? Yes, yes he does. Watch inside.

Anne Hathaway and James Franco are you 2011 Oscar hosts, Dr. Drew heads to HLN, Will Forte will return to 30 Rock as Jenna's tranny boyfriend, and Cartoon Network renews Adventure Time, MAD, and Regular Show.

Hating Sarah Palin is a personal hobby of mine. But there are lines even I won't cross! GWAR—shock rockers who dress like Transformers at a swingers sex club—recently "went there" by disemboweling Sarah Palin in effigy on stage.

According to a Pew study, Americans are increasingly supportive of "gays" and "woman gays" serving in the United States military. They're also buckling like weaklings to the anti-family onslaught.

If you've seen Legally Blonde, then you're likely familiar with the seductive move known as the "Bend and Snap." Well, this video proves that such moves aren't just for humans! Watch as a cute little kitty shows off her stuff.

TONIGHT: There's a lot on the schedule! We've got the CMA Country Christmas special, plus new episodes of Skating with the Stars, Chase, Chuck, 90210, Gossip Girl, The Event, Lie to Me, and much more!

This man claims his fear of turkeys has prevented him from enjoying grocery shopping, family outings, and even Jets games. With the holidays around the corner, Rachael Ray is determined make him learn how to embrace the fowl.