Tonight, Jon Stewart opened The Daily Show with a bit about the latest WikiLeaks dump. After his sarcastic comments about the gossip-heavy nature of the leak, Stewart questioned the United States' curious relationship with questionably loyal Saudi Arabia. Watch inside.

Now that secret-sharing website Wikileaks has thoroughly embarrassed the Pentagon and the U.S. State Department, what's next? According to Die Hard villain-looking founder Julian Assange, a "megaleak" concerning "the ecosystem of corruption" at "a big U.S. bank." Can't wait!

The last episode of Gossip Girl ended badly for Serena Van Der Woodsen. This week begins poorly for Serena as she wakes up drugged in a sleazy Queens motel. And, if urban legends are true, her kidneys are probably gone.

Another mass grave has been found in Mexico, this one with 18 bodies—likely the work of a drug cartel.

In August 2008, William Vasilakos was arrested for disturbing the peace. His phone was confiscated. When he got it back, Vasilakos noticed that some sex videos he'd taken had been forwarded to an unknown number. Whose number? His arresting officer's.

Still working out the kinks! Judge Dick Button held up the wrong number for Jonny Moseley and Brooke Castile's skate routine, giving them an 8 for an artistic score but holding up a 7. Give this judge a 0!

What's Mulholland Drive director David Lynch up to these days? Funny you should ask! These days, David Lynch is writing sleek Superpitcher-style electro-pop singles, two of which were released today on iTunes. Here's "Good Day Today," which, honestly, isn't half-bad.

Arithmetic is easy, the numbers and letters stay separate. Algebra is when they start mashing them together. You can't change the rules! It's a good thing Bill Burr found comedy, because it doesn't get any easier in calculus.

According to WBAY and others, all 24 hostages were released. On behalf of everyone: Phew.

Tonight, Bill O'Reilly opened the Factor with an angry rant related to yesterday's highly anticipated WikiLeaks event, during which he stated that those who leak to the "despicable" web site are "traitors" who "should be "executed." O'Reilly's full statement, inside.

If you're not familiar with Bob's Burgers, get ready—the animated comedy is coming to Sundays on Fox in the new year. This extended trailer, narrated by Kristen Schaal, gives a pretty clear idea of what we can expect.

[This lady looks like she was Photoshopped into a Beatles window display while pausing for a smoke on a London street today. Image via Getty]

In a move timed to disrupt illegal retail activity on "cyber Monday," the government has executed seizure orders against 82 domain names of websites selling counterfeit goods or enabling illegal file-sharing, the DOJ announced today.

"In the high seas equivalent of trying to open an airplane door mid-flight, an intoxicated California man released the anchor on a Holland America cruise ship while the vessel was traveling in international waters en route to Florida." [TSG]

Show biz is tough. Once you get typecast with a certain role, that's the only way they'll use you. This one minute sketch imagines the career of Tug Bodean, an actor who falls prey to the system.

OMG you guys, it's a sneak peek from this week's Glee! New permanent cast member Darren Criss sings lead vocals in a bubblegummy acapella rendition of Train's hit single.

The Kardashians are kutting ties with the kompany selling their kompletely terrible pre-paid debit kard.

Some of the cables in Wikileaks' latest document dump showed Middle Eastern allies — Saudi Arabia, for example — pushing for an American military attack on Iran. And that's all Iran needs to spin this leak into a U.S. "plot."

Anyone who's following the Amazing Race knows that Claire has the worst luck of any contestant this season. Last night she fared no better, entering a competition of what she thought was karaoke and ended up being something much worse.

It appears Lindsay Lohan has won a "Sober Shine Award." This placard appeared in front of LiLo's Palm Desert home, from which she commutes to the Betty Ford Clinic's outpatient rehab program. Inspiring or condescending? [Photo via Pacific Coast News]